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Platonic_Panda 38/F
Sydney, New South Wales
, Australia
Still Just Here to Chill - Get with it, Get over it, or Get lost. (You're not getting lucky regardless.) :)
Introduction
[B]Platonic[/B] - as in [U]Friend Zone[/U]
[B]Panda[/B] - as in wouldn't fuck to save the species. Yes, that means [U][B]YOU[/B][/U].
I'm just here to chat, play my tunes and chill :) I do not play on cam or on the net; digital does nothing, so all your pictures, innuendo and flirting wont change my mind. The way I see it, how can you expect to revv the engine when you can't even reach the pedals? lol. Not that it matters, really, because I wont meet up with you, either. I'm not searching for anything or anyone, so regardless of how rich, pretty, etc you may be, you're SOL sugar - that's life and all that jazz, end of story.
So; in a romantic sense, NO. (no exceptions.) In a platonic sense, anyone who can form complete sentences and can exercise polite/jovial conversation is more than welcome to page me and chat for a while!
I usually broadcast my cam while I chat, but all you'll ever see is my face provided I haven't gone to get another cuppa, in which case you'll have to make due with the post-it note I cover my camera with when I get up until I get back, lol. I play a lot of different music to suit my mood, though my favourite would be 80's 90's grunge rock.
I do NOT give out other messengers/contact info, I will [B]never[/B] call you, so don't bother with , and I'm a standard member so don't expect me to be able to add you to my network. I'm just here to chill :)
good luck, be safe and all that jazz, and for the love of common courtesy, keep it in your pants when you talk to me - otherwise, enjoy the tunes. Cheers! :P
My Ideal Person I'm interested in conversation ONLY. Be respectful, keep your vulgarity and sexual advances to yourself please and thank you very frelling much and we'll get along fine Let your sense of entitlement get the better of you and start spouting obscenities and throwing tantrums and I'll happily ban you from my cam and profile permanently, no apologies and no second chances. C'est la vie.
(Pro tip - most women are not attracted to childish vitriol in an adult potential mate anyway. Less with the "but I'm special!" more with the dignity, fellas.)
My Ideal Person I'm interested in conversation ONLY. Be respectful, keep your vulgarity and sexual advances to yourself please and thank you very frelling much and we'll get along fine Let your sense of entitlement get the better of you and start spouting obscenities and throwing tantrums and I'll happily ban you from my cam and profile permanently, no apologies and no second chances. C'est la vie.
(Pro tip - most women are not attracted to childish vitriol in an adult potential mate anyway. Less with the "but I'm special!" more with the dignity, fellas.)
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
If you don't know already, you don't need to :P
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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Information
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | January 10, 1986 |
Relocate?: | No |
Marital Status: | Married |
Height: | 152-154 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a cigar/pipe smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | Prefer not to say |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Occupation: | Hapkido |
Race: | Mixed |
Religion: | Agnostic |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | No |
Bra Size: | |
Speaks: | English, French, Spanish |
Hair Color: | Red/Auburn |
Hair Length: | Long |
Eye Color: | Blue |
Glasses or Contacts: | None |