THE BUCK
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Posted:Apr 6, 2008 3:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 3:37 pm
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Talk can make you tingle Words can make you weak Especialy when your single Alone in bed you sleep
You listen with great interest Remembering what is said Taking time to notice The wrinkles on his head
You tell him what your life' about What really makes you tick Then wonder if he's listening Or wether he's just a prick
The look in his eyes will say alot Should you believe and give it a shot Telling you what you want to hear A kiss and a cuddle and then it is clear
Taking control you turn your cheek Pretend your not looking then take a peek Just to see if there's a bump Did that kiss just make a lump
Guess i'm older and losing my touch That poor little bugger did'nt rise much With that in mind a took a big glance I'm thinking now he must wear tight pants
Then all of a sudden his jeans did rip Right along side the seem of the zip I started to laugh it was really funny It was the male version a anne summers bunny
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Happy new year everyone
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Posted:Jan 9, 2008 3:13 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2008 5:17 am
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If last year didnt go to plan Put it behind you because you can Live each day like there's no other You never know you might meet a lover
Never be lonely we all have friends To talk to each other till each day ends When waking up to each new day We are back again with more to say
I hope this year is good for you all To have lots of fun and have a ball Never feel silly for being daft Remember to smile and have a laugh
Wishing you all a happy new year I hope this year is full of cheer For all the things your hoping for I hope you get them and lots lots more
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what a whopper!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted:Nov 24, 2007 5:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 3:41 pm
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i'm still gobbed smacked i must say from the picture we saw today i have no idea how big it was i wouldnt take that not even for love
for i've never seen such a big whopper well maybe a log thats cut with a chopper i showed all the ladie to open there eyes to show them the pic of whats in his flies
surely that size could never be used its even bigger than two of my shoes with waterey eyes it would make you squirm the though of the dick when it becomes firm
there is no way its fitting inside even when joints did spread very wide its even much thicker than a swiss roll to get a hand round it would be a goal
i bet there isnt a condom to fit even around the and of his dick a carrier bag he'd use instead and tie the handles round his head
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manlondon
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Posted:Nov 23, 2007 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2007 6:09 pm
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He is a consaltant for the pc when i had a problem he did help me i rang his number he did sound posh he talked me through and wanted no dosh
he stores all he knows in his memory pack so he dont forget when he's led on his back he keeps all the software on floppy disc while he's looking at Affair Link pics
the box is square and inside a hard disk should he send email and take a risk his hardwares just waiting to go on display or should he wait for another rainy day
its to late he's done it and posted email this bloody Affair Link can be like a snail what will she think of his sexy letter why do i worry i havn't even met her
he waited and waited then got a reply and all she said was you see man i'm shy but if you like we can start chatting befor you know it there led there relaxing
designs in his pockets he wanted to show for his computer witch lite up and glow are you sure thats it in your pocket only your trousers stand up like a rocket
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licker69332
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Posted:Nov 22, 2007 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2007 2:30 pm
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He is a builder or so he says he plays with muck in special ways with his shovel in his hand he digs a hole across the land
Foundations are in he starts to grin noisy parties and lots of gin for lots of ladies he will bring here down the long driveway he will keep clear
At the end of the room a great big bar the thick leather seats he bought from afar for ladies like comfort and all that goes with it befor they can play with his little didget
In the next room there will be a bed because at the moment he uses the shed lots of porn books just scattered around his arm must ache till he shoots at the ground
If only he could work a bit faster he then could call himself the master for he thinks he really can lick to a girl cum by licking her clit
Maybe it will get finished one day for all the girls to come and play until then its all just a dream he jumps in the bath so he can get clean
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Fe1styw3nch
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Posted:Nov 21, 2007 1:49 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2007 12:27 pm
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Extremely intelligent this lady is she knows she will win the weekly room quiz to beat all the others she loves to say ya see ya buggers i did it my way
so goddamnned fabulous at all she does to compete with all she realy loves with big blue eyes and her blonde hair she tempts the guys to have a dare
for all the men do fall at her feet for a glimpse and to see if she'll meet she makes them all just squirm with lust she kicks her heels and makes some dust
she is very sexy and likes to perform and when the guy comes it feels like a storm she is really hot and gives off some heat but hates it when guys must show hairy feet
to correct all our spellings she has to say she shows you how to put it the right way so if you ever get the chance to meet her you will find out she is a teacher
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Smoking
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Posted:Nov 21, 2007 7:45 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2007 11:07 am
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Whats that smell i did say walking down the long hallway well dont you know that is the grass the stuff that puts you on your arse
maybe i should give it a try to see how i feel when i get high as i watched the joint get made the smell befor that now did fade
joining the papers to make it long licking the edges to make it strong on goes the baccy its spread about then the grass thats strong no doubt
with the roach put in the end pressed and rolled without a bend pass it round lets have a toke i started spinny it was no joke
feeling sexy and starting to tingle the keys on the table that did a jingle laughing at the slightest thing wondering what the next puff would bring
i closed my eyes and started to dream my belly turned over and i went green feeling sick and could not stand then i puked right through my hand
another lesson in life i learned not to smoke pot where im concerned i had a try and gave it a go what i try next i realy dont know
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The cinema
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Posted:Nov 19, 2007 1:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2007 11:07 am
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The empty seats were in the back row lets go up there and give it a go they cuddled up as the lights went down they were at the cinema the one in town
With popcorn and a bottle of coke the price of which was a bloody joke take off you jacket he says to her so i can get comfy as i like the fur
He puts her jacket upon his lap so he could feel the furry flap you know he says its really somthing as she sits there just popcorn munching
something has arisen below put your hand under and rub to and fro he grabbed her hand so she could feel this huge great thing that wasnt for real
for sat in the dark she could not see what she was rubbing as he smiled with glee she lifted her jacket up in the air and when she looked down she could only stare
he looked at her and laughed out loud as all th heads turned from the crowd for there on his lap was a single sock he just made her believe was his cock
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the plumber
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Posted:Nov 19, 2007 7:39 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2007 2:43 pm
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I called a man i had a leak I think its coming from under the sink the water in here is really deep its now rising around my feet
the thing is though i have no money so do you think i could be your hunny i cant afford to pay your fee so do you think that you could see
in basque and heals you could drool as i would hand you the right tool please mr plumber help me out you would enjoy without a doubt
well put like that i cant refuse to help you out of those wet shoes the thing is mrs you will have to pay because you see my dear im gay
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upforalaugh
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Posted:Nov 15, 2007 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2007 10:55 am
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she is my friend and works for me but really all she wants is tea when at work her cam does run she sits there poking out her tongue
we giggle when we read the post decides which one has got the most for all her post includes a willy then we laugh and act real silly
with her lolly she starts to tease the poor little bugger is on his knees watch me watch me the man did say help me out he pleed and pray
show us your bum came on the screen so up she stands to fulfill his dream lets see your feet another one said next thing i know shes stood on her head
now the next one just isnt funny he wants me to wear a skirt from his mummy show me your tits and make me cum she sits and smiles and acts quite dum
stand up for me and show me your belly she shouts out loud not on your nelly undo your top and show us your tits its chicken fillets you stupid pricks
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room charmer (cableguy33333)
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Posted:Nov 15, 2007 8:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2007 11:08 am
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so any new ladies in here today is the words that he would say if you want to have some fun here;s my addy in the sun
you know you want to dont be shy i really am a very nice guy let me take you out for diner i'll be a good boy and not a siner
in your box i sent you mail look at my pic and you can tell i'm six foot tall with big blue eyes as for my dick well thats a surprise
if you meet me you will smile i,m number one and thats by a mile i like to be the first to say how nice the lady looks today
now take your time dont tell me yet look at my profile befor you forget you want my number to give me a call come out with me you'll have a ball
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dum dum
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Posted:Nov 14, 2007 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 3:43 pm
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water running in the shower the muscles look like they got power he washed his head until it shone thats when all the bubbles was gone
behind the suds that trickled down was a forhead that did frown there stood dum dum bald as brass showing us his hairy ass
for in his hand his flannel was trendy but when we looked down his cock was bendy then he starts to lather up with ladies watching he had no luck
not now my boy he quietly said if its not working its in my head more bubbles he got to master control and in the end he reached his goal
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naughtybitch
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Posted:Nov 14, 2007 10:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2007 2:08 pm
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my friend she is and really funny she makes me laugh and aches my tummy i watch her chatter in the room and all the men that she does swoon
my baps are staying where they are if i got them out they would go far i'm keeping on me bridget knickers so shut ya gob she just sniggers
oh no she says he's in the room that bloody tunga he is doomed i know he only wants me gash on he keeps for me to flash
feck off you prick she says to him your making things in here real dim if he comes back he will get some more i'll kick his fecking ass out the door
fag in mouth she sits and ggles her pink hat on she does a wiggle oh my god i pissed me bridgets no wonder i keep getting the fidgets
me beds all wet its gone right through a bit of info i share with you i better go now its nearly dawn thats it for me and now iv'e gawn
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