Needle in a haystack!
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Posted:Sep 18, 2005 12:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2006 10:17 am
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I have to say that I have never been guilty of judging a man by his penis, and size isn't everything as long as you know how to use it. The next guy I met was one of the less fortunate people of this world but I'm sure this will make you chuckle and we all need a little humour in our lives. He may not have been Brad Pitt but he's still fairly good looking and he seems to do quite well in life. The "big" problem arises when he requests a blow job. Granted its not my favourite occupation but I will endeavour to please. However, upon realising he wasn't shaved or even trimmed I knew this would not be possible. At least not without a machete and a native guide to get me through the jungle. I have never seen such long pubes before, it was a little startling and very much a case of that proverbial needle. I politely declined and asked did he not trim it. To which I got "no, why?" I did offer the fact that it makes giving head a much more pleasant experience, after all who likes going to the dentist for a hair cut, and it does make you look bigger, I would have thought that would have produced a response. I must conclude by they way he begged for it he doesn't get it often (probably for the same reason)and I do feel for him. But I think there is something for us all to learn, guys and girls alike, razors are our friends!
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It had to be said!
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Posted:Sep 18, 2005 11:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I had never intended this to include anything other than my sexual escapades and certainly not for ranting. However,I think this one is warranted. Firstly to the illiterate monkeys who keep pestering me. My profile clearly states cock pictures and wanna fuck invites DO NOT work, so for those of you who cannot get past the breasts I suggest you don't bother trying because I wont respond. There is a lot more to me than a nice pair of tits and I definately prefer there to be more to the men I choose than a big dick. And to the self-righteous gits who keep dishing out the sexual health advice. Maybe you should read my profile too. I'm a microbiologist. I know more about infections and disease than you can ever hope to comprehend so next time stop and think before lecturing. I can only assume all this advice comes from personal experience so maybe I should be preaching to you as I haven't been in that position.
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Anal Adventures part 2
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Posted:Sep 11, 2005 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 1:14 pm
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After thouroughly enjoying the experience so far I was keen to see it through. Another meeting with my ass man provided the perfect opportunity. The session starts with me albeit a little hesitantly stripping off my clothes and him taking some pictures. He gets on the bed and we start kissing and touching. I turn over and offer my pussy up, he starts to fuck me pushing his cock deep inside me. He rubs his fingers over and around my clit then smears my pussy juice all over my ass then slips a finger in. He pulls out of my pussy and instructs me to put my legs together and get lower. I do as he says and he parts my ass cheeks and presses his cock against my ass hole. Slowly he pushes inside me. It feels very tight but strangely exciting. He begins to fuck me, slowly at first then harder and faster. I turn over and again he slides into my ass fingering my pussy and clit at the same time. It feels incredible and I cum over and over. It being the first time I did get a bit sore after a while and he goes back to fucking my pussy. Knowing that if I like this the next thing on my list is to explore threesomes, he takes my vibe and slides that in my ass right up to the hilt all the while thrusting in and out of my pussy. I moan and squirm in utter delight. The orgasms are intense and now I can't wait to try it for real. After getting all this pleasure (although I'm sure he was enjoying it too) its only fair he gets some attention so I finish him off by hand and he cums all over my tits. The whole experience was just amazing for me and I am definately going to be doing it again if anyone would care to help out with that and the threesome. And the best bit, just to tease you all, a few of these fascinating moments were caught on camera!
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Squirting?
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Posted:Sep 11, 2005 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2006 11:57 am
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The phenomena of female ejaculation is not something I or anyone I know has ever experienced. I get the theory and have been assured that its possible for everyone to achieve. So later that same day (I was REALLY horny that day)I met with a guy who I'd been chatting with and one of his things was getting women to squirt. Apparantly he uses the technique of a man called axel braun who has a very high success rate. using a couple of fingers to firmly massage the G-spot with slow circles. Then sliding the fingers or vibe in and out pushing on the G-spot with each stroke. Well I didn't squirt but i was told I came close, how he can tell I'd love to know. I do know that i had the most powerful orgasm of my life so a big thank you, you know who you are. But I think you may have spoiled me for all those who have come since then, you're a hard act to follow. To all the ladies reading this have any of you achieved this rare pinnacle of sexual accomplishment? And if so what's it like? I am exceptionally curious now. What about the blokes, whats it like form your point of view?
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Age and experience?
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Posted:Sep 11, 2005 11:48 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 1:13 pm
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I usually prefer older men on the theory that they have more experience and don't get all emotional on me. But I've not actually proved my theory on way or the other. The next guy was somewhat older and from our chats seemed to have the experience i was looking for. In an unusual outburst of spontaneity i invited him over during that first chat. well what can i say, sometimes the horniness just gets the better of me. He had some very talented hands, which slid all over and inside me. I don't think I've had so many orgasms in one afternoon before. It was very intense. And all this without penetration. Don't get me wrong i love being fucked as much as the next girl, there is nothing like the feeling of a hard cock sliding into you, and its all the more satisfying since i can cum through penetration alone. But its seems thats its not always a necessary conclusion. Frankly I'm a little surprised by both my own acceptance of this and that there are men in the world that are satisfied without actually getting screwed. wonders will never cease!
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Anal Adventures Part 1
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Posted:Aug 20, 2005 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 1:12 pm
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We've all wondered about it haven't we. Lets be honest with ourselves and just admit it. Those who haven't tried it, in my experience, are usually overcome with curiosity. And I'm no exception. I think I probably started just like every other women, by exploring myself. A soapy finger in the shower, a well lubed vibe or butt plug. It felt odd but good. But playing with yourself and allowing another to do the same is very different. Curiosity had definately got the better of me. As fate would have it I had just found a guy who was very definately an ass man. During our chats we had established that I was interested in trying this and he was certainly enthusiastic about helping. So we arrange to meet. He isn't bad looking, a little rough around the edges, but hey I'm no supermodel. We chat for a bit and then he gives me a massage, a great way to get things started. Slowly his hands start to concentrate more on my butt, kneading and spreading my ass cheeks. He slips his hands between my legs and begins to touch me, trailing his fingers from my clit to my ass and back again. The tip of one finger presses on my clit and roughly massages it whilst another slips into my wet pussy. He parts my cheeks and flicks his tongue over my asshole. It makes me squirm with delight. He turns me over and begins to finger my pussy and ass roughly as he sucks my clit. Rubbing his tongue over and around then nibbling and sucking till I cum hard and fast. By this time I'm so wet i need to be fucked so I turn over and offer up my hot tight pussy. He slides his hard cock inside me and begins to fuck me deep and fast. Pushing my butt cheeks apart he runs a finger covered in my cum around my asshole and presses against it. Gently he eases his finger inside me working it in and out, slowly at first then faster and harder. I cum over and over as he fucks me and then he cums too. At this point I have only one question, why did I wait so long to try this? Look out for part 2.
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size matters?
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Posted:Aug 2, 2005 8:45 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 1:11 pm
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the next bloke i have been chatting to for a while and we seem to get on. the first time we arrange to meet stuff gets in the way (that happens a lot though). we do eventually manage to find a time and he comes round. he is clearly older than he has led me to believe and sure enough when asked he confesses. he took off five years. now really how vain is that. and whats the point of lying on this site? frankly its not great sex. he isn't very skilled and clearly lacks experience, but there is one thing in his favour - a big dick! now i'm not the most experienced person in the world either, but i can usually teach an old one or two new tricks. i end up riding him. its seems the best way to put his god given talents to use and allows me to stimulate myself. i'm starting to feel the orgasm coming but he's making the strangest noises. if he wasn't so blantantly enjoying this i would have been fairly worried. i can't begin to describe what it sounded like but my god was it offputting. he cums first no surprise there then and then does at least assist in satisfying me. but all this makes me wonder, why do any of us put up with the bad stuff just for a big dick?
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hi
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Posted:Jul 29, 2005 1:38 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 1:11 pm
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Where was I? Oh yes. The next guy I met I'm still fucking so I shant tell about that. At least not just yet anyhow, but take it as being a success. Bloke number 4 ( I think)was a rather reserved kind of person. We chatted for ages before getting together. So one afternoon he comes round and right off let me tell you he's no johnny depp but I've seen worse. I'm not long out the shower so I offer him a leg to moisturise. I'm not quite sure how but we start to get undressed, as is the way of these things. And he is softly kissing every inch of me. It feels incredible. I love being touched so this really turns me on. Its so gentle the only way to describe it is making love, now there's a phrase I rarely use. He is so shy its rather cute. By this time I'm very horny and wet. He pops his head up and says very politely "may I give you oral?" I look up, kinda confused. Is this a trick question? Am I actually supposed to answer this? Looking down I meet his expectant gaze. He does appear to require an answer even though my pussy is so wet a bus could slide up it quite easily. I gasp out yes and he obediently starts sucking my clit, (without needing directions either very promising). He then slips a finger inside me. it progresses and he is quite good, hitting the g-spot and all. then he parts my legs and penetrates me. I usually love this bit but its so gentle I'm not actually sure its happening at all. Don't get me wrong making lurve has its place but right now i need to be fucked. Softly he slides into me. After some tentative thrusts i decide to take control. I roll on top and ride him whilst rubbing my clit. i cum quickly, (well I am perpetually horny) and then screw him till he's done. He is not a bad fuck but i have never been asked for permission before it kind of throws you. Seriously though, I have never before been asked if its ok to do whatever to me and it really puts you off your stride.
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The first man!
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Posted:Jul 17, 2005 12:16 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 1:10 pm
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You'd think that first time would put me off, but I'm nothing if not tenacious (or a bit daft depending on your point of view). Soon enough another bloke stood out from the crowd. After a few chats we meet in a pub. We get on and he's not bad looking. Chat a bit more. Now I'm getting to know about his sexual proclivities. Frankly I think he has aspirations to be a porn director and brothel owner, but hey that's just my opinion. I invite him round one evening. I'm a little nervous so have a couple of drinks. We chat for a while. Then there's stroking, touching and kissing. Nothing special there, but lets not judge a book and all that. Slowly the clothes come off. His eyes nearly pop out there sockets when he sees my breasts. Big, soft breasts with rosebud nipples. I know he's a breast man and I'm somewhat surprised he didn't cum in his pants (he did seem a little frustrated though). He grabs them and starts groping. Honestly i felt like a stressball be wrung about but soon he's sucking on my nipples like a baby. By this time I'm pretty wet, (I live in a permenant state of semi arousal so this isn't unusual). He heads south feeling his way. He runs his fingers all over my labia, clit and occasionally pokes my pussy. I think he must be lost but refrain from offering him a map. Men don't seem to like any implication they need directions (of any sort). His head goes down and he starts lapping at me like a dog. I'm open to new techniques but this really wasn't working. He hit my clit every now and then but come on, us girls need a bit more than that. Not being one to give up I take matters into my own hands hoping a little demonstration would be educational. With one hand I part the labia and start massaging my clit with my fingers. Gently rubbing it and squeezing it between a finger and thumb. I slip my other hand down to my pussy and slowly start to ease my fingers inside me. First one then two. Pushing them deeper till I hit the G-spot where I linger to massage and probe. He watches in fascination, his cock hard and ready. I reach out to take hold of his cock. Sliding my hand up and down, running my fingers around the head and tracing his cum hole with a nail whilst tweaking my nipples with the other hand. He wants to fuck me now and boy do I need it, my pussy is throbbing. He slips a condom on and starts to penetrate me. He's not Lexington Steele but there's enough for satisfaction and that first thrust feels good no matter what. Uh oh. A couple of thrusts later things start to go south. Literally! He can't keep it up. Now I know condoms are a passion killer but really! I offer up my tits as I know he loves them and thats all that keeps him hard. He jerks off onto them and collapses knackered. I smile and nod. That was nice I say ever concious of what a fragile thing the male ego is. No apology or offer to assist me and I'm feeling rather dissatisfied. He leaves soon after and I'm more frustrated then when the night started so go to myself with a single-mindedness borne of utter desperation. God I needed that. I know first "dates" can be awkward and since I did see some potential there I offer up another opportunity for some serious fucking. He messes around, agrees, cancels, excuses. I've had enough. If you just ain't into me say it and we can all stop wasting time. I don't play games with you, you know why I'm here so please give me the same honesty in return. Question: Why can't people just admit it when they don't connect?
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In the beginning....
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Posted:Jul 15, 2005 10:58 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2006 1:09 pm
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I first joined this site back in January late one rather drunken evening. To be honest I thought it would be a giggle and nothing more. It was probably around March when I actually paid any real attention to it as my profile was attracting quite a bit of interest. I eventually got a profile I was content with and a picture up so off we go. I got loads of messages on a daily basis and a whole array of offers. I must admit I was a little surprised, but on reflection there seems to be an excess of men on the site. My usual tactic is to get a guy to chat to me on msn or by email so i can at least find out more about him. After a bit of chat I arranged to meet a guy one night. Took a couple of mates along to linger for moral support (never done anything like this before). The guy came to the pub, loitered for a while without coming over and then left. I later discover that he doesn't like my physical appearance. That's fine, I like honesty, sure it stings a bit but then if he is that superficial I probably don't want to know him.But what really gets me is he has seen my picture and I did tell him what I'm like with complete honesty. I go back and check out his profile which says women of all shapes and sizes. I know this now to be a blatant lie. So I ask you all, what is the point of lying here? It only wastes everyones time.
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