Its Written on The Bathroom Wall
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Posted:Feb 23, 2006 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2006 4:53 am
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Why is it the guys bathroom has better sayings written on the wall ? Do they spend more time in there ?
Hey Guys..lets hear some...hahahaha
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you can't drink a fat girl thin
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Posted:Feb 22, 2006 3:45 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2006 5:46 am
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I heard a song the other day..named that...went something like this.....
you can drink an ugly girl pretty, a dum girl smart...but you can't drink a fat girl thin.
Does that work for the size of a mans penis?
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Where the hell is pretty ?
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Posted:Feb 22, 2006 12:26 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2006 6:40 am
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Well... I'm pretty sad today..and yesterday too..talked to a man on the phone..had a great conversation, he was all excited about meeting..sent a pic..and wow..did he get cold..something about can't put dounuts downs,and i'll see if i can meet you, if i have time..Its just me..never claimed to be perfect..hey guys..you want sex? love ? well, lets face it we are not getting any younger..and Barbie isnt coming to your house naked..lol but i give you the credit for wanting her. anyway..i have my toy and its safe sex..and i have a great imagination...and NO WET SPOT TO SLEEP IN..lmao. have fun and be safe out there..FAT UGLY WOMEN UNITE ..
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Maria
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Posted:Feb 18, 2006 11:32 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2006 4:13 pm
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I believe Maria was Spanish, she cleaned my home once a week...one day I came home early from work and found her on all fours..singing and scrubbing away...but the differences with Maria was her skirt was gathered up on her waist, and the most perfect heart shaped butt i ever saw..first time i walked in on her she didn't hear me..so i gave her butt a little tap, may have gone a bit low..i touch her pussy as well. She turned around..looked at me..and a smile came over her face. she stood up, took my hand..place it on her pussy..and took her hand put it on mine.. she clean my house for over a year, never did i complain about the days we just hung out, sex was never the same..
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yes it is
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Posted:Feb 15, 2006 3:18 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Roses are red....red...red...red...is it over yet?
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V day
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Posted:Feb 8, 2006 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2006 6:40 am
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well, it that time of year...time for all men to fail..yes i'm talking about Valentine's day....you do need to plan ahead..dont wait till the last min.
I take time off each year to help my girl friend in her flower shop...it is fun, but like all the years gone by ..you men think its ok to wait..wake up..ITS NOT. there are a few thing to remember....
1. NO bowling balls 2. NO 10lb boxes of candy 3. NO car parts 4. NO video's call eraser head...lol 5. NO movies with women prettier then us 6. NO Hooter hot wings
ok...you got the idea.....so good luck
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T.V.
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Posted:Feb 7, 2006 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2006 5:03 am
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Did i tell you I had my cable service shut off...It happened when i moved to this FIXER UPPER...lol.. found myself sitting in front of the damn thing..I was getting ideas on how to fix the place,,,lol instead of doing...so, called the cable people had myself put on vacation...so here i am, no T.V.... been 3 years now,.....you know what i do now..sit in front of this computer..is it next you ask...page two.
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the first time I almost did it...
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Posted:Feb 6, 2006 3:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I was 15 or 16 been dating jim for 6 months or more..anyway..we went under some trees..he brought a blanket..how sweet...we undressed..I remember kisses..my body wanted more..he laid me down ..so sweetly..was kissing and touching me in places only i had been..he was on top of me..and i said no, please stop..something wasn't right..who knows what..timing..love..it surely was sex..i did want that..but not that night. where is he now..dont know..if i had it all over to do again..what would i do..dont know...in my dreams i fuck him madly..
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life stories
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Posted:Feb 6, 2006 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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i was about 19, riding in the back seat of the car with my mom and sister..they were saying how men only want to POKE YOU..lol, and thats all they want..so i told them ..I like being poked..if sex is what you mean...they looked at me like i was a trader....I still love sex..moon
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Language of the heart
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Posted:Jan 16, 2006 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I heard a beat, so strong, so clear. Is it yours or mine? I feel a love so close, so dear, Is it yours or mine? I see, eyes closed, and know its near.
Language of the heart..thank you, i am..nice words
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what are friends for
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Posted:Jan 9, 2006 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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He calls to tell me about his night, two girls came over..very hot, he adds.. one sit on my face the other rode my cock.. he said..wish you were here.. I ask him..were would you put me? On my face.. But someone is there.. On my cock.. it looks a little busy too....hahahaha.. ok, ok licking my balls.. you got it, i tell him.. my best friend, gota love him.
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music
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Posted:Dec 10, 2005 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2008 8:35 pm
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Before fingers touched Before eyes met Your presence filled my soul Like music.. filling my ever pore You feed my imagination Now feed my senses.
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