one of those nights...
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Posted:Mar 13, 2014 9:07 am
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"Turn down the lights, Turn down the bed, Turn down these voices, Inside my head, Lay down with me, Tell me no lies, Just hold me closely, Don't patronize, Don't patronize me"…
"I Can't Make You Love Me" (originally by Bonnie Raitt)
have a great night people…
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3 girls & ice cream...
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Posted:Feb 15, 2014 9:56 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:14 am
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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Laugh Factory...
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A husband & wife...
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Posted:Feb 15, 2014 9:51 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:14 am
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Laugh Factory..
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for a better taste...
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Posted:Feb 15, 2014 4:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2014 8:01 am
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Sperm Taste - 10 Simple Tips For Better Tasting Semen By Sacha Tarkovsky
Sperm taste is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body.
It is a fact that your sperms taste can be improved and making your semen taste better, can be done with a few simple diet changes.
Diet has A major influence on sperm taste as it's a secretion from the body like any other.
Just as your sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal your sperm will also reflect the spices in its taste.
The make up of sperm
Semen is made up of ninety percent (90 seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients.
The PH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes slightly acidic. Let's take a look at the actual ingredients of semen.
A man's ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm.
The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its journey.
As you can see in terms of semen's composition, it's fairly obvious that what you eat will make it taste better or worse!
Getting a sweeter taste
With sperm taste, the aim is to make it taste sweeter.
All men have a semen taste that is exclusive to them, but the major complaint on sperm taste is normally always the same:
It tastes bitter or salty; let's look at how to make semen taste sweeter
10 Tips for better semen taste
Here then are 10 simple do's and don'ts to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:
1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.
2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:
Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.
Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don't cut it out!
6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.
Try and eat food "from the earth" i.e. as naturally as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and can make the taste better.
Finally, strong smelling semen may indicate an infection, so if your semen taste doesn't change when you change your diet, you should consider a visit to the doctor.
Your aim with your diet is to eat one that helps your overall health and the above recommendations will not only make your semen taste better you will also feel fitter and healthier as well.
Keep in mind that you can eat some of the foods we don't recommend for sperm taste.
You can enjoy red meat and the occasional spiced curry just keep in mind the following when considering sperm taste:
What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!
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whispers and kisses...
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Posted:Feb 14, 2014 5:21 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:14 am
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"for it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart…it was not my lips you kissed, but my soul".. Judy Garland …
HaPPy VaLenTine's DaY!!!..
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do you "really" know what you want??..
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Posted:Feb 8, 2014 11:32 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2014 5:18 am
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let's start it off with a quote..
"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on." - Henry Ellis…
the question is, "do you know what to hold on to and what to let go??"..
i do not see colours, age, race, nor religion..i do not judge..maybe it's just me..
"who you are today is just because what you have been through".. imaplacebo81
you choose to be who you are right??..
at the moment i am at a foreign country, working..life is great, life is simple..and this place is freaking amazing..beautiful place, and beautiful people around me..and what you see is what you get with me..
again, i would like to say, "it's all about the chemistry!!!"..
i'm so sorry that this post is nothing about sex..
just a point of view..
have a great day yeah!!!..
peace & love…cheers!!!..
imaplacebo81…
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10 Surprising Health Benefits of Sex...
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Posted:Feb 8, 2014 2:49 am
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2014 5:43 am
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1. Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming
“Sexually active people take fewer sick days,” says Yvonne K. Fulbright, PhD a sexual health expert.
People who have sex have higher levels of what defends your body against germs, viruses, and other intruders. Researchers at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that college students who had sex once or twice a week had higher levels of the a certain antibody compared to students who had sex less often.
You should still do all the other things that make your immune system happy, such as:
Eat right. Stay active. Get enough sleep. Keep up with your vaccinations. Use a condom if you don’t know both of your STD statuses. 2. Boosts Your Libido
Longing for a more lively sex life? “Having sex will make sex better and will improve your libido,” says Lauren Streicher, MD. She is an assistant clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine in Chicago.
For women, having sex ups vaginal lubrication, blood flow, and elasticity, she says, all of which make sex feel better and help you crave more of it.
3. Improves Women's Bladder Control
A strong pelvic floor is important for avoiding incontinence, something that will affect about 30% of women at some point in their lives.
Good sex is like a workout for your pelvic floor muscles. When you have an orgasm, it causes contractions in those muscles, which strengthens them.
4. Lowers Your Blood Pressure
Research suggests a link between sex and lower blood pressure, says Joseph J. Pinzone, MD. He is CEO and medical director of Amai Wellness.
“There have been many studies,” he says. “One landmark study found that sexual intercourse specifically (not masturbation) lowered systolic blood pressure.” That's the first number on your blood pressure test.
5. Counts as Exercise
“Sex is a really great form of exercise,” Pinzone says. It won’t replace the treadmill, but it counts for something.
Sex uses about five calories per minute, four more calories than watching TV. It gives you a one-two punch: It bumps up your heart rate and uses various muscles.
So get busy! You may even want to clear your schedule to make time for it on a regular basis. “Like with exercise, consistency helps maximize the benefits,” Pinzone says.
6. Lowers Heart Attack Risk
A good sex life is good for your heart. Besides being a great way to raise your heart rate, sex helps keep your estrogen and testosterone levels in balance.
“When either one of those is low you begin to get lots of problems, like osteoporosis and even heart disease,” Pinzone says.
Having sex more often may help. During one study, men who had sex at least twice a week were half as likely to die of heart disease as men who had sex rarely.
7. Lessens Pain
Before you reach for an aspirin, try for an orgasm.
“Orgasm can block pain,” says Barry R. Komisaruk, PhD, a distinguished service professor at Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey. It releases a hormone that helps raise your pain threshold.
Stimulation without orgasm can also do the trick. “We’ve found that vaginal stimulation can block chronic back and leg pain, and many women have told us that genital self-stimulation can reduce menstrual cramps, arthritic pain, and in some cases even headache,” Komisaruk says.
8. May Make Prostate Cancer Less Likely
Going for the gusto may help ward off prostate cancer.
Men who ejaculated frequently (at least 21 times a month) were less likely to get prostate cancer during one study, which was published in the Journal of the American Medical Association.
You don’t need a partner to reap this benefit: Sexual intercourse, nocturnal emission, and masturbation were all part of the equation.
It's not clear that sex was the only reason that mattered in that study. Lots of factors affect cancer risk. But more sex won’t hurt.
9. Improves Sleep
You may nod off more quickly after sex, and for good reason.
“After orgasm, the hormone prolactin is released, which is responsible for the feelings of relaxation and sleepiness" after sex, says Sheenie Ambardar, MD. She is a psychiatrist in West Hollywood, Calif.
10. Eases Stress
Being close to your partner can soothe stress and anxiety.
Ambardar says touching and hugging can release your body's natural “feel-good hormone.” Sexual arousal releases a brain chemical that revs up your brain’s pleasure and reward system.
Sex and intimacy can boost your self-esteem and happiness, too, Ambardar says. It’s not only a prescription for a healthy life, but a happy one.
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the kitchen floor...
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Posted:Feb 8, 2014 2:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2014 2:51 am
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor".. Betty Friedan…
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feeling gr0ovy!!...
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Posted:Dec 28, 2013 1:10 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:14 am
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When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do, Is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue, When you're close to me, I can feel your heart beat, I can hear you breathing in my ear,
Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me, we've got a groovy kind of love...
Phil Collins...
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in search of the "vertical smile"... :)
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Posted:Jul 19, 2012 9:10 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:14 am
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"i'm a man with simple needs".. - Pierre Bourdain..
let's keep it simple yeah..
and yeah, i'm talking to you..
feel free to drop a comment or something..
have a great day people!!!..
cheers!!!..
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why mature woman?.
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Posted:May 3, 2012 10:32 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:14 am
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some people may get confused by the word "mature". it's not the age, it's the mind set. from my point of view, "mature " woman really does know what they want or need. less talk, more action. don't need to talk until "johor" and back. *no dis-respect to "johor" people or anything yeah. it's just a saying. so, yeah. nothing much actually. just expressing. anyways, keep it hard & keep it wet. have fun people!.
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"And my pants were bulging?"...
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Posted:Mar 15, 2012 8:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2012 8:40 am
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And for all of the sweet loving that I have received In the sun in the rain By the moon by the sea There is one time that I'm thinking of One time where one woman Did knock me off my feet And my knees were shaking And my jaw was dropping And my eyes were squinting And my smile was growing And my pants were bulging And my hands were sweating And my chest was beating So I cry 'excuse me, What is the secret to your soul?'
Cause when you're walking along When you're walking along
Your legs are a melody my hands Would like to play And your hips are a note That does take me away And your face and your eyes and your hair And your waist and your smile Drive me to distraction She turned and she gave the evil eye 'why thankyou' she said Then she sigh 'ah there's one thing I think you failed to mention 'What?' I said then she said 'It's the rhythm you forgot' And right then I knew what was what And she snuck to my lips And she kissed them Said 'young man I'll show you some rhythm'
And she'll show you some rhythm
And since then ha The rhythm's been running through my veins In my thoughts in my eyes In my head it's insane It's the thing that does drive me To scream On the street when I think of some Places it's taken me I feel horny when I thinking of some of that rhythm in my mind What she gave what she gives to me All of the time Say a little bit of sweet loving in your day All my friends know it keeps the Bad thoughts away So sing with your hips my baby When you're dancing to this tune And when this tune is through We'll sneak to some place And continue to: Say sing with your hips my baby When you're dancing to this tune And when this tune is through We'll sneak to some place and Continue to - She said I'll show you some rhythm
And she'll show you some rhythm
"The Rhythm" - T.C.E
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Foods That Feed Your Sex Drive...
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Posted:Nov 15, 2011 2:11 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2014 9:45 am
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-Hot Chilies Capsaicin, a chemical found in fiery peppers, increases circulation to get blood pumping and stimulates nerve endings so you'll feel more turned on.
-Asparagus and Avocados The vitamin E in these green eats helps your body churn out hormones like testosterone, estrogen, and progesterone, which circulate in your bloodstream and stimulate sexual responses like clitoral swelling and vaginal lubrication.
-Bananas Another reason to think about sex when you wrap your lips around this phallus-shaped fruit: Chiquitas deliver potassium, a nutrient key to muscle strength. So when you orgasm, the contractions will be superintense.
-Chocolate Cocoa contains the chemical phenylethylamine, a stimulant that conjures just the sort of subtle feelings of well-being and excitement that make sex seem like a great idea.
-Oysters We know, we know: Oysters as an aphrodisiac sounds so clichéd, but they really can spark randiness. These shellfish are brimming with zinc, a mineral that cranks up the production of testosterone, which has been linked to a higher sex drive.
-Pomegranates The pom owes its passion power to antioxidants, which protect the lining of blood vessels, allowing more blood to course through them. The upshot? Increased genital sensitivity.
-Red Wine Besides relaxing you faster than a neck rub can, red wine contains resveratrol, an antioxidant that helps boost blood flow and improves circulation before and during intercourse.
-Salmon and Walnuts They're packed with omega-3 fatty acids, which keep sex-hormone production at its peak. Pumpkin seeds and flaxseeds also contain the good stuff.
-Vanilla Postdinner, devour ice cream flavored with this sweet bean. It mildly stimulates nerves, making sexual sensations feel even better.
-Watermelon Make yours a watermelon martini. The juicy fruit contains the phytonutrient citrulline, which leads to an uptick in the amount of nitric oxide in your body. That spike causes blood vessels to relax and speeds up circulation. As a result, you'll get more aroused in less time.
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