Transitioning?
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Gepost op:28 december 2021 5:41 am
Laatste update:29 december 2021 3:26 am 15172 Bezichtigingen
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After a male transitions into a female,
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Supplements?
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Gepost op:27 december 2021 3:19 am
Laatste update:28 december 2021 5:40 am 15627 Bezichtigingen
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My body can't produce its own alcohol . . .
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Xmas tale?
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Gepost op:24 december 2021 5:02 am
Laatste update:25 december 2021 3:47 am 14943 Bezichtigingen
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If a horse knocked on my door this evening . . .
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Counting nipples . . .
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Gepost op:23 december 2021 4:47 am
Laatste update:24 december 2021 4:44 am 15496 Bezichtigingen
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I just met a girl with 12 nipples.
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Hard software?
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Gepost op:22 december 2021 4:15 am
Laatste update:22 december 2021 5:58 am 15426 Bezichtigingen
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Software is like sex . . .
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Streaking?
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Gepost op:21 december 2021 4:00 am
Laatste update:22 december 2021 4:13 am 15975 Bezichtigingen
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I always wear clothes when cleaning windows . . .
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Cockberry Bush, a new story
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Gepost op:20 december 2021 4:19 am
Laatste update:22 december 2021 4:13 am 16131 Bezichtigingen
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The phrase "cock buried" came up in a sexting session with a good friend. My phone autocorrected it to "cockberry." A story hence born and is below. I hope you enjoy.
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Perfect bedding?
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Gepost op:19 december 2021 5:16 am
Laatste update:20 december 2021 4:17 am 15796 Bezichtigingen
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Damn girl, are you a fitted sheet?
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Remove Before Flight
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Gepost op:18 december 2021 5:24 am
Laatste update:19 december 2021 5:13 am 16315 Bezichtigingen
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Remove Before Flight
If you visit a general aviation airport, you are likely to see bright red streamers or tags emblazoned with the phrase Remove Before Flight dangling from some airplanes. The streamers will be attached to various gust locks or instrument inlet covers to protect the plane's parts from strong winds. They are, obviously, supposed to be removed before the airplane is flown. Sadly, this doesn't always happen. Pilots have been known to take off with control surfaces locked in place and inoperative instruments. You can buy the markers from most aviation vendors.
A subculture of products has developed over the years. Applying a humorous and sexy twist to the principle, Remove Before Flight, has now been emblazoned on a variety of pieces of clothing. It started with t-shirts but quickly spread to other, sexier garments. Now, a brief internet search can find these safety instructions printed on booty shorts, panties, thongs, nighties, and yoga pants.
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What's cooking?
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Gepost op:17 december 2021 3:52 am
Laatste update:18 december 2021 5:23 am 16125 Bezichtigingen
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Are you telling me . . .
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Nostalgia?
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Gepost op:16 december 2021 5:09 am
Laatste update:17 december 2021 3:40 am 16230 Bezichtigingen
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Nostalgia . . .
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