Waking hard . . .
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Gepost op:2 oktober 2021 4:00 am
Laatste update:3 oktober 2021 4:25 am 14010 Bezichtigingen
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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
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Sex or coffee
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Gepost op:1 oktober 2021 5:17 am
Laatste update:2 oktober 2021 3:48 am 14003 Bezichtigingen
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There are some mornings when that first cup of coffee is so good.
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Getting Wayed?
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Gepost op:30 september 2021 5:07 am
Laatste update:1 oktober 2021 5:16 am 14125 Bezichtigingen
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oe took his blind date to the carnival.
“What would you like to do first, ?" asked Joe.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked what she would like to do.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
“I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
“How'd it go?"
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Son of a Preacher Man
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Gepost op:29 september 2021 5:10 am
Laatste update:29 september 2021 8:05 pm 14061 Bezichtigingen
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You occasionally see surveys of the "sexiest" songs. I was working out yesterday and Son of a Preacher Man, by Dusty Springfield came on.
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Sex by the rules of the road
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Gepost op:28 september 2021 4:45 am
Laatste update:29 september 2021 5:06 am 14300 Bezichtigingen
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My fetish for obeying the vehicle code means that . . .
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Not a stripper?
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Gepost op:27 september 2021 4:41 am
Laatste update:28 september 2021 4:40 am 14210 Bezichtigingen
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They wouldn’t hire me as a stripper . . .
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Anti-waxer?
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Gepost op:26 september 2021 10:36 am
Laatste update:28 september 2021 4:37 am 14583 Bezichtigingen
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I am anti-waxer,
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Misinformation!
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Gepost op:23 september 2021 4:49 am
Laatste update:25 september 2021 3:50 am 14516 Bezichtigingen
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What do men and vaccines have in common?
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Backseats?
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Gepost op:22 september 2021 4:14 am
Laatste update:23 september 2021 4:48 am 14538 Bezichtigingen
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In the future, the backseats will be a fun sex experience while the car is driving you to your destination.
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Near sighted gynecologist?
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Gepost op:21 september 2021 4:38 am
Laatste update:22 september 2021 4:13 am 14580 Bezichtigingen
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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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Missionary?
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Gepost op:20 september 2021 3:51 am
Laatste update:22 september 2021 4:13 am 14823 Bezichtigingen
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I prefer missionary sex because . . .
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Stay positive!
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Gepost op:19 september 2021 4:51 am
Laatste update:20 september 2021 3:43 am 14808 Bezichtigingen
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Stay positive,
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