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English Pun
English Pun Lightning sometimes shocks people... because, it just doesn't know how to conduct itself... A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period... It marks the end of his sentence... A rule of grammar... Double negatives are a no-no... Sleeping comes so naturally to me... I could do it with my eyes closed... Atheists don't solve exponential equations... Because they don't believe in higher powers... I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me... My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum... The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran... What did the grape say when it got stepped on... Nothing, but it let out a little<b> whine... </font></b>If you don't pay your exorcist... do you get repossessed... Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside... What's the definition of a will... it's a dead giveaway... Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and One of them was a-salted |
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Thanks for sharing, cute.
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