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Texas Screwing!
Texas Screwing! So, Hi! We've found out (and YES it is we~as in 'couple', two persons who fuck, NOT just a ditsy chick that gets all hot and bothered by you big, sexy studs with cock pics.) We've found that blogging my be easier than rewriting the whole damn profile. Ugh, we spent an amazing amount of time on that damn thing and the thought of rewriting it is, well, tiring. See? We are already drawing you in, hypnotizing you....you WILL read our blog...you WILL read our blog.....said in a spooky voice and with waggling fingers. Ok by now the dudes are scratching their heads and thinking, "fuckin weird" and the ladies are grinning and thinking "yeah, we get it!" Once, I absolutely LOVED guys! loved their smell and the way they walked and how I could make a rumbling down there in their jeans simply by walking near them but after ten years on Affair Link I'm thinking hmmmm....guys can be dense. Not all guys, just some of them. Especially the ones who totally ignore us as a couple and insist I am a single piece of meat they can drag around caveman-like and poke when their cocks are hard. That doesnt offend me,m mind you, it amuses me, and my husband too. Let's not forget him! He is, after all, a guy! We enjoy being blunt. "We fuck couples" is what we say to 99.9999% of all approaches by single guys. We like asking couples to fuck and watching them crawfish, the ones who arent really into meetings, that is. OK, how do we know profiles who probably wont fuck and who are simply here to, what? look at our pics? snag us into 'dirty' emailing, txting or communicating in some way other than face to face, toe to toe, get naked and hot and sweaty fucking? Profiles with the same age for both people. As in couples who list ages as '40 male~40 female" Not all the time but an excellent indication they arent real. Also, profiles who approach us and NEVER email. We message a lot because we think it's kinda creepy to browse people's pics and not say something, for Christ's sake! Even 'Hey! Nice fuck pics, yall!" We aren't looking to marry anyone on Affair Link, but we do enjoy and will continue to enjoy our share of strange nooky here. We have met some very nice people, some very sexy people and people whom we consider good casual friends. Above all, love us, hate us or just dont give a shit...but we promise we wont ignore YOU, if you dont ignore us, ok? |
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