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"Adult quotes of the day".
"Adult quotes of the day". Waking up and horny and in the mood, these quotes might jump-start your day! "Adult quotes of the day" to start your day. |
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These are definitely some quote that JUMP out at you. I so wish some of these were going on in my world. I hope your enjoying your retirement my friend...
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"If distance didn't exist we'd probably be fucking right now".... said every lonely soul pretending to be in a long-distance relationship.
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Some guys may think they're suave saying this... but really , sounds like a stalker..... "My first obsession is you, my second is having sex with you"..... Any man better have a good relationship with the babe , first, before telling her that. ============================ "Went to bed thinking about you, woke up wet this morning".... says just about every elderly man in a nursing home , greeting his caregiver in the morning. =========================== "A good morning means being woken by a tender kiss and a wet pussy" .... You dog waited patiently until you started showing signs of waking up, and the cat spilled that glass of water by your bed.
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👍🔥 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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HG is crude I like the comment meme the best (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Although, more realistically... "The thicker the thighs, the SMELLIER the prize..#ever heard of bathing "My first... my second...."... add a "My third is having sex with all the other pretty women I find". .....That would make the meme more real. "Grab her booty and tell her she should join a gym".
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I like the last one best !
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Nice !
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12/5/2019 2:07 am |
Morning humor is good, but morning adult humor is better!
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