0 posts 12/16/2012 12:32 pm
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Sex and telepathic cats (pic included!)
This morning was going great!
I had ever so gently and slowly<b> snuggled </font></b>wifey awake and was nuzzling her neck and teasing her ear with my breath. Her breathing had started to get heavier before she was even fully awake. I held her close in my arms with her body pressed against mine as my roaming hands danced lightly across her nipples with a gossamer touch. As my hands roamed lower, over her tummy, sliding across her silky smooth ass cheek and back over her trimmed mound, her legs parted ever so slightly and my fingers found her very wet lips, practically trembling in eager anticipation. The finger that she was nearly begging for slid slowly and sensuously back and forth along her soaked lips, each time probing just a little further in as if seeking a delicate and hidden treasure. She was breathing heavily and started to thrust her hips to meet my finger and draw it in.
And then the damn cat started yelling outside the bedroom door.
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Not once, not twice, but for 15 minutes straight until I was forced to get out of bed and damn near drown the little bastard with the squirt bottle! Don't get me wrong here. I generally love animals. Even cats (they taste like chicken). But this morning that cat nearly became a nice fuzzy hat with ear flaps.
Is it just me or does this happen to other people too?
I swear that cats are telepathic and they wait until just the right moment to sow chaos, discord and evil.
Stupid cat...
Comments, thoughts or cat recipes would be greatly appreciated!
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12/30/2012 5:19 pm
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Lol! Yes, but not THAT kind of pussy!
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4475 posts 12/30/2012 12:16 am |
well... you wanted some pussy no????
Wannabe/Sexpot - which one do you want me to be?
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12/23/2012 8:47 am
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Lol! He was probably just trying to help! Kinda kills the mood though!
Have a Merry Christmas!
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3 posts 12/22/2012 4:56 pm |
Great story... I had a similar experience with my dog (who sleeps in my bed). Nothin like your dog's wet nose on your warm foot in the middle of hot passionate sex!
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