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Strange Pussy
Strange Pussy Following are what I consider some very strange sexual encounters I have had over the years… My first “live-in” girlfriend had two bizarre aspects about her sex-wise. First, her pussy just plain STUNK! It didn’t smell like fish, it smelled like 10 tons of rotten fish! It was so bad, I could only go down on her for about 30 seconds before I had to come up for air. We would fuck at night, I would get up the next morning and scrub my dick till it was raw, then go to work. On venturing into the men’s room to piss and taking my cock out, the smell of her pussy would envelope the room! It got to the point where I wouldn’t piss if anyone else was in the men’s room. What could possibly cause a pussy to smell this bad? The second bizarre thing was when I would fuck her doggy style. Her pussy would fart on every in-stroke of my cock! Not just once or twice, but EVERY time! The first time I nailed her like this I started laughing it was that funny…except she got mad. You know the story…from then on every time I fucked her doggy style I would bust up laughing, she’d get mad, and the sex would stop. Needless to say, doggy style disappeared from our sexual repertoire. Has anyone else ever experienced something like this? While on vacation, I spent a one-night stand with this woman from Boston named Sharman. She was pretty and had a nice tight body. Once we got naked, I suggested we get into my favorite position—sixty-nine with me on the bottom. She climbed on top of me and lowered her pussy onto my face, and that’s when I saw it…one of the scariest sights. She had the LARGEST pair of cunt lips I’ve ever seen! These things hung down between her legs like big flaps. They were gnarled and rubbery. I pulled them apart but couldn’t find her clit in all that mess. You could literally pull them out about 3 inches they were that big. The good news was it was only a one-night stand and I never had to deal with them ever again. Rich (I like to eat pussy) |
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In answer to your question on that other blog, not as large as the ones you're talking about here. But, large enough to give a little extra kiss on the way in and out!
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I like variety . I hate to go to the same ski resort time after time would make life boring. Different anatomy's go with different personalities.I think you should go with the flow and not prejudge based on great life experiences
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Your encounters with 'strange pussy' were hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in years. Thanks for sharing. Rich (I like to eat pussy)
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Your encounters with 'strange pussy' were hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in years. Thanks for sharing.
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I'm gonna guess that your ex had a medical condition that went untreated, unless she just neglected to bathe and ate all the wrong foods on a consistent basis, lol. As for "large lips", can't help ya there, lol. When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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