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Things I have learnt
Things I have learnt We get our life experiences from many sources. These are the things that stick in my mind: African swallows are non migratory. A comfy chair is not an effective method of torture. The sheep is not a creature of the air. Being a lumberjack is a very masculine occupation. You don't get wafers with an Albatross. You can't have eggs, bacon, Spam and sausage without the spam. Brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. A<b> witch </font></b>weighs the same as a duck. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Sometimes a cat just needs to be confused. If you took the bones out of a frog, it wouldn't be crunchy. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. It can take 4 hours to bury a cat if it wont hold still. A non talking slug is scarcely a replacement for a dead parrot. If a blancmange is prepared to come 2,200,000 light years to purchase a kilt, they must be awfully keen on kilts. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. And the one to live your life by: Always look on the bright side of life. So, I think there is something there for everyone. |
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We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water. Singing Waiter #1, Singing Waiter #2, Singing Waiter #3, Singing Waiter #4: [singing] Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too, I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs you blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly, life can be fine if we both 69, if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play till we're blown away.
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We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water. Singing Waiter #1, Singing Waiter #2, Singing Waiter #3, Singing Waiter #4: [singing] Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too, I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs you blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly, life can be fine if we both 69, if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play till we're blown away.
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