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All my secret moves.
All my secret moves. So many people (none) have asked me about my amazing secret moves that make all women go weak at the knees and wet in the panties. The following took place off line with one of my most favorite people. [gottaring] has been on this site about as long as I have and was the first to<b> </font></b>me and I just adore the woman. I knew her pre surgeries bitches. Sorry I digress. Try to pick out the secret tips and tactics that I have used to make my life so full of women and sexy time. me "you are in desperate need of my fast and ultimately soul crushingly disappointing sexing" G "LMAO. I'm in desperate need of some TIME with you." me "first I start by running my fingers though your hair, ultimately getting them tangled and yanking your head to the side." G "Oooohh" me "Then I alternately slobber in your ear canal and blow your ear drum out the other side of your head. Finally I move in way to fast and we clack our teeth together instead of kissing." G "Lord have mercy, lol!" me " Then when you are almost woozy with desire I fight with the clasp of your bra for a good 15 minutes." G "Oh god, stahhhhp. I cant contain my lust." me "Now that I have access I will alternately pinch way too hard and slobber way too much on your nipples. I will leave at least a glass full of saliva on your breasts. Basted like a Christmas turkey." G "Yummy" me "I know that by now you are aflood with excitement. So in the process of removing your bottoms I will manage to jam your underwear somewhere up around your ovaries" G "A sex wedgie?? Be still my beating heart. Me "I got mad skills. Now finally before I can come close to mounting you I manage to blow in my pants and fall off the bed." Class Dismissed. |
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I am about ten pounds of grace in a one pound bag. add to that an obviously small weiner and a hair trigger and I am all that a woman could want and more.
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just you wait until I get my paws on you. first hand knowledge will spoil you for other men.
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Man and We thought we where on the Fast track to Nowhere. You might up for a "Gold,Silver and Bronze" medal for Best Damn Moves Ever!!
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Man and We thought we where on the Fast track to Nowhere. You might up for a "Gold,Silver and Bronze" medal for Best Damn Moves Ever!!
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