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Things about Women.
Things about Women. Things About Women. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%!!! Its called wedding cake. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man have rested. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified. In read: "Wife Wanted" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. If your is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A women who won't do what she's told. What do you call a woman who just lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced. By JACK. |
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What do you do when the dishwasher starts whining? Slap her ass and send her back into the kichen Why do women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails on linoleum. What kind of condom do frogs like? Ribbited And a man joke. What do you call the useless flap of skin around the penis? The man Why do women jokes have only one line? So guys can remember them. Just a little humor from us!
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and of course....Why is a girls pussy so close to her ass hole??? so when she's tied up you can carry her home like a six-pack......
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