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Naughty Nursery Rhymes.
Naughty Nursery Rhymes. Naughty Nursery Rhymes. 1. Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an sex bitty. Jill�s now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city 2. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his front teeth are missing 3. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's really a tranny. 4. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front ...But she didn't wear that one often 5. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. 6. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her 'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn. 7. Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pieman "What have u got there?" Said the pieman unto Simon Pies you dickhead. 8. Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon. 9. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cos he was gay. 10. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a . |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill just to have a quicky Jack pulled out his cock Jill then did mock what a teeny tiny little dicky
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Mary had a little lamb she loved to feel it's fanny she grabbed it's wool and pluged it's stool cause she was well hung tranny
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