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Sorority Girl Jokes.
Sorority Girl Jokes. Sorority Girl Jokes. 1. What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. 2. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball. 3. How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more. 4. What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers? Sorority girls cost less per score. 5. What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40 lbs. How do you equalize the two? Feed the elephant. 6. What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? Walks home. 7. What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. 8. How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm? She drops her nail file. 9. What's a sorority girl's favorite wine? "Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi." 10. What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape? Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do. |
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That's funny. Guess you weren't a sorority girl. Thanks, Steven
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12/21/2009 5:26 pm |
Very Funny...Happy Hoilday's
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Very good: How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1: 101, 1 to do it and 100 to hug her afterwards. or A2: 2 but only if the Girls Gone Wild cameras are there.
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