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10 Crucial Nightstand Accessories
10 Crucial Nightstand Accessories By Lena Katz We all have that one friend who's legendary for his 1,000-volume porn library or her entire bureau full of multi-functional, high-performance sex toys. For that friend, collecting sexual accessories is a hobby. For almost everyone else, it's intimidating and potentially expensive. Also truly unnecessary in my opinion. My top 10 nightstand must-haves are versatile, widely available and cost under $10 each. Ready to play? Stockings Much more than a simple undergarment, stockings are a blindfold, an erotic gag and a surprisingly strong restraint for those of you with headboards and/or four-posters and BDSM tastes. Black silk from Wolford are my favorite, though Victoria's Secret, La Senza or, hell, even department store generics will work just as well. Go for elastic-topped thigh-highs instead of tights-style...you get two separate garments without the unsightly control-top waist. Add a pair of sexy heels and presto! You have a naughty burlesque costume just waiting for your favorite private dancer. "Handcuffs are so played. Plus they're not flexible, and you can't do much with them. Stockings are much better. They're strong, they're stretchy, they're resilient. And they're sexy, you know?" -- Sarah, 28 Peacock Feather Tickle tickle. Check and see just how sensitive your partner is -- or rather how sensitive you can make them -- by wielding this innocent-looking torture instrument in just the right way. For best results, combine with stockings (as blindfold). Many different kinds of feathers will work but we prefer the peacock variety because they're beautiful, easy to locate, inexpensive and...well... the name is suggestive. Votive Candles Inexpensive and easy to find (Wal-Mart, Ikea, even your local drugstore), votive candles are the thinking man's fallback mood enhancer; a dozen tiny rainbow-colored candles, glowing gently from every corner, can turn any room into a temple of lurrrve. Women also love votives because candlelight is so much more forgiving than electric lighting yet so much sexier than total darkness. "Nothing says romance like candlelight... and the more candles you have, the more romance, right?" -- Josh, 37 Ice Water Extremely important. For when you get dehydrated from all that high-impact porn-style positioning... when it's 90 degrees in the room and you need to wet down and cool off (which, ironically, usually only serves to heat things up even further)...when you've just swallowed and need to chase the taste off the back of your throat... ice water is your best friend. PLUS. Can I talk about the ice itself for a second? Endless possibilities for the adventurous perv. Start with an ice cube on the nipples or teasing gently around your partner's genitals or crunched up in your mouth while you're giving oral sex... Oh. My. Goodness. We have a winner! Try it tonight -- you'll thank me. Lube Some people aren't comfortable using lube because they think it implies that they can't work up enough gushiness on their own. Wrong! Yes, the woman should be wet -- that's how you know she's aroused, as we are all taught in Lovemaking 101. But a little extra wetness can work wonders either in the beginning, to assist your finger-and-tongue explorations, or mid-session, to make things smoother when natural lubricants can dry out. Finally, you should NEVER even TRY to have anal sex without copious quantities of lube, unless you're trying to punish both yourself and your partner. Seriously. Ouch. "A quality lube or lotion is great for a massage to get her all worked up. It's great when you're actually getting it. And if she leaves (or falls asleep) before closing the deal, it can help you, um, get yourself there, if you catch my meaning." -- Garrett, 31 Camera Point. Click. You're so dirty. Point. Click. You're the hottest ticket ever. OK, maybe your money-shot doesn't look quite like Penthouse but do you honestly think that matters? Hell no. This is not about the end product but the act itself -- the confidence it takes to allow someone to photograph you in the buff and the libido-fueling knowledge that you are, in fact, an amateur porn star. If you're really not comfortable with the existence of a public record of your own nastiness... well, use your own camera and erase everything immediately. If you're not overly paranoid (and you shouldn't be because everyone does this and unless you're Pam Anderson, nobody cares), keep the pics and let them inspire you and your partner to even hornier heights in the near future. One Dirty Book I think any bona fide<b> hedonist </font></b>should have an entire library of dirty books -- erotic fiction, how-to manuals, manga, even the Kama Sutra and a couple of back issues of Cosmo. But if you were stranded on a dirty desert island with only ONE smut book for company, go with a recommendation from the experts at Hollywood's famous Circus of Books: "The ones that really stand out are How to Have a XXX Sex Life, by Jenna Jameson and the Vivid Video girls -- lots of studio pictures to augment the text -- and, in the erotic fiction department, Sexually Satisfied, the explicit account of a struggling actress' sexual awakening." -- David, Circus of Books Wet Wipes Perhaps the most underappreciated thing in the nightstand arsenal. So compact, so convenient, so much easier than running off to the bathroom to get a washcloth post-explosion. And. There's nothing that earns better Geisha Girl (or Sensual Man) brownie points than sweetly, gently cleaning up your lover's, um, area as they lay there buzzing, half passed out in post-coital bliss. "Nobody likes sticky fingers and no trip to the washroom, no matter how quick, is ever quick enough. Pre-moistened cloths are crucial. They're also handy for dealing with lube spills on the bedside table." -- Kerri, 32 Honey Typically in my experience -- and I know I'm going against public opinion here--foodstuffs and sex do not mix well. Too messy, too much potential to be silly (pineapple ring-around-the-penis, anyone?) and, if you're dealing with dairy products, too much danger of them turning rancid and killing the mood. The exception is honey. Deliciously tasty, it mixes well with bodily fluids and is easy enough to apply with a squeezy-bear bottle. It sweetens a kiss, is a treat on nipples or other sensitive bits and never turns foul, regardless of the room temperature. A couple words of caution: A little goes a long way... a lot will take you straight to the laundry room, do not pass GO. Also, because of the ultra-sticky consistency, honey works best if at least one partner -- ideally both -- landscapes the lawn. A Vibrating Bullet Regular vibrators can be intimidating, particularly as they suggest that perhaps the real thing is, ahem, superfluous. But a mini-vibe -- a Magic Bullet, a tickler, whatever -- can spice up the ol' in-out, in-out in sooo many wonderful ways. "I recommend the Rabbit vibe attachment. It's fairly cute and discreet. It looks like it could be a ' toy and then you discover it's really a clit tickler. It's tiny, it's stretchy, and it fits nicely around a penis. It has adjustable speeds and you can move it up or down or wherever you want it. An essential for a nasty girl." -- Lindsay, 24 |
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