10813 posts 12/13/2009 1:21 pm
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Bob's Weekly Advice.....
Cum one Cum all, and for God's sake PLEASE clean yourself after because last week someone left a stain in the floor, then gather around and let's let Bob give it to you Doggy style right to your eyes and ears. It's that time of the week that bring joy to your life and a wetness to your pants. When Bob reaches into the goody bag of questions that you have asked and he answers your burning questions that you asked in Ask Bob
Many of you have longed for it, you've waited for it, and many of you have creamed your panties over it...... It's that time once again from the pages of Ask Bob and Live from the pants of Massageman, .... It's BOB!!!!!
How the Hell are you all this gloomy rainy day? Hopefully as horny as I am
Anywho, I digress.....
This weeks question comes from non other then ISORareGem Hi Bob,
I am sorting through my place, organizing, donating stuff, etc.....
The thought occurred to me: what would Bob do about paperwork? How long do you keep bank statements, medical records, instruction booklets, legal docs, etc....
I know Bob is the Guru of ALL, and had to ask- hitting the papers is my next project after painting and sorting through clothing!
much love,
GEM
Well, let me recall upon my endless days of working in law offices, medical records, that one night I cleaned a bank but was fired for rolling around in the money, retail, and warehouse work.
For your Legal Documents, well, depending upon their severity anywhere from 7 to 10 years. I know, it's a long time. but think of this. Say if you were called back into a legal proceeding in 3 years, and you have to have a document..... well it's easier for you to open your filing cabinet then to hire an legal aid to research and track it down in records.
Medical records, now this is a tricky one. Doctors are required by law to keep all copies of your records for 10 years. I think that you should do the same if not more. For all major surgeries, sex changes, procedures and theoretical treatments, I would keep them for 15 years or more. I mean if you have a problem after 10 years, and then they can say, Oh, I have no clue, you can turn it right around and stick it to them. Now for regular treatments and check ups, I would do no more then 10 years.
Bank Statements, This one is easy. 3 to 5 years. Regular bank statement for at least 3 years. Major purchases such as TV's, House, Sex Machines, Computers, Loans and household appliances for no less then 5 years.
Instruction Booklets and Warranty cards, Be sure to keep these with the original receipt or purchase. So all sex toys, Labor warranties, and all appliances, well this one is super easy. For as long as you own or have it in you possession or as long as the warranty is for.
Now I know this is a lot to have to keep up with, but you have to Cover Your Ass, and this is one way how too.
Now I hope this has helped you and many other pervs and lovelies know just when to hold and when to trash and burn all your paperwork.
We're coming down to the wire, only 3 questions left, meaning less then 1 month of my brain banging advice, you don't want me to go away so soon do you? So you people need to start asking questions, big or small, serious or funny, brain teasers or completely stupid.
Do you Dare ask bob a question? Do you have a burning question that only Bob can answer? Is it about how to put batteries in your toys? Is it how to cook a mean turkey? Or how to to properly flush the toilet with the correct amount of TP? The best way to Set Up the video camera? Hell, do you just want to know how to be a better lover? Then just Ask Bob
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8183 posts 12/13/2009 7:04 pm |
You had me laughing at my monitor like a mental patient at the very first line-
I need me a Bob!!!!!!
Thank you, oh wise one
P.S. Interesting Santa pics - I like them! Unique!!!!!
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18009 posts 12/13/2009 8:10 pm |
Quoting rm_ISORareGem:
You had me laughing at my monitor like a mental patient at the very first line-
I need me a Bob!!!!!!
Thank you, oh wise one
P.S. Interesting Santa pics - I like them! Unique!!!!!
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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