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How To Attract Her
How To Attract Her
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Yup, I've extracted as much as I can out of this post! ~warm
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All aboard sweetie .... I'm kitted up to plough a furrow! warm xx
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Nope I sure didn't see that one coming ~Jeff ~warm
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Hehehe! Thanks ghostie. ~warm
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3/25/2007 2:13 pm |
ah ya devil...........just left me hanging there..........nice one.
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ohh....how funny warm xx
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Hugs warm xx
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Smiling too. ~warm
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Thank you, dear K. warm xx
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Excellent, Warm! You see, that's why you're on my very exclusive watched blogs list. I'm honoured! hugs warm xx
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You have in the States: Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up a throttle and stir a little dust Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy We ride back and forth until we run out of light Take it to the barn put it up for the night Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids One more teeny weeny ride before take her home She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up She thinks my tractor's.... She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy And we have in the UK: I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah) I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah) Now something's telling me That you'm avoiding me Come on now darling you've got something I need Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key She made I laugh ha ha I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need We'll 'ave twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed And you know I'll love you darlin' So give me your hand But what I want the most Is all they acres of land Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all For seven long years I've been alone in this place Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Who loves ya baby ha Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand We had our photos took and us holding hands Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me Coz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land There's obviously something about this 'ere agerri-cultural machinery when it comes to pulling the girls. Prolly wouldn't work in London. They're a bit more sofis sofistur .... oh buggerrrr! Posh, I mean! ~warm
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LOL.....your too cute!
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3/21/2007 10:01 am |
It looks sexy. Does it have enough holes? [post 771604] ... VOTE NOW! … Alien Gleflejnequ Rebkstrw "TakethemoneyRUN"
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I was with Nimrod2154 I was singing She thinks my tractor's sexy ... It really turns her on ... all the way to the damn punch line! But I am still laughing ~Angel
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ohh....how funny
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Hugs
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3/20/2007 2:08 am |
Excellent, Warm! You see, that's why you're on my very exclusive watched blogs list. Blogito ergo sum.
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