4737 posts 5/30/2006 6:18 am
Last Read: 7/30/2006 6:32 pm
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Naming Your Sexy Love Hole
I'm really stuck, warm deeply sighs, As what to name between your thighs. You’ll rid of me ‒ I’ll be forgotten If I call it your front bottom.
We had a laugh ‒ you should have seen us When we tried to name my penis. We finalised on General Patton 'Cos he's gung-ho and has a hat on.
At first I christened my dear cock After a movie star called Rock, But then it made me really furious When people asked was I bi-curious?
Instead of bottom at the front I’ll call your sexy hole a cunt. You don’t like it, well fancy that! I could have called your thing a twat!
Let’s be unique, not be the same, And give your mmmmm a private name. How about Sweet Missie Lips, She who’s found between your hips.
You don’t like that, how'bout pussy? What'd you say? That’s really wussy? In England Fanny has some class But elsewhere sadly it means ass.
You won’t let me use a one-liner That includes the name vagina, Vulva, labia or clit. You take offence when I say slit.
This is totally absurd That I just cannot find a word To name your precious sexy jewel. Please help me, I'm such a fool.
© warmandsexy52 2006
Inspired by [post 367089] by gypsy1629
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5/31/2006 8:06 am
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You might see if you can find the DVD of "Vagina Monologues." It's quite funny, all the names she comes up with that are used--the weirdest to me was "coocheysnatcher." I'm fine with my pussy, works for me. Greatest poem BTW, you are really good. BBC
warmandsexy52 replies on 6/1/2006 1:13 am: I'll make a point of finding that DVD. Thank you for the compliment.
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21123 posts 5/31/2006 5:32 am |
i enjoyed that
isn't it funny that there is no nice work in English even as kids it was front bottom yet boys had wilies and tasils
I'm a
and i'm here to stay
warmandsexy52 replies on 6/1/2006 12:58 am: Thank you papy. Maybe this part of a woman's body is so precious, so exquisite - the entrance to her deepest intimacy - that there simply isn't a word that captures all.
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2601 posts 5/30/2006 5:19 pm |
You are twisted...but I happen to love twisted...
kind thoughts, Moonfire
warmandsexy52 replies on 5/31/2006 4:42 pm: To be twisted and still loved! Mmmmmmmmmm!
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5/30/2006 4:31 pm
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you seem to be enjoying yourself ......
warmandsexy52 replies on 5/31/2006 4:12 pm: Indeed so dear HB2, and so glad you noticed. Spending my time thinking about pussy .......... mmmmmmmmm!
warm xx
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32404 posts 5/30/2006 2:27 pm |
unless you intend to leave her something in your will and i would dearly love to see the lawyer's face when you tell him, why do you have it give it a name?
when D. asks me to meet him, he asks if "she of the deliciously evil nature" will be coming as well - grins
personally, i don't have a name for mine, but i give her a lot of affection grins
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
warmandsexy52 replies on 5/31/2006 1:49 pm: "She of the deliciously evil nature" is just inviting wickedness.....
And who needs a name when you have a rapport beyond words?
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16552 posts 5/30/2006 1:49 pm |
The best name's alreadt been taken....Honey Hole.
warmandsexy52 replies on 5/31/2006 12:26 pm: Aren't you so glad the wonderful, delectable MzHuny has taken it? She is a darling and worthy of the name.
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2995 posts 5/30/2006 10:32 am |
oh sweetheart ... you know you can call it anything when you treat it like you do. ~SDA
~ Angel
warmandsexy52 replies on 5/31/2006 10:26 am: angel my love, whatever the name it will always be beautiful.
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5/30/2006 10:15 am
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Glad my post gave you an idea to write about....I just go for plain ol puss (thats right no Y at the end), snatch or "her"...I have never given my puss a real name like "Cleo" or anything like that....i just don't get into that.....
gypsy
warmandsexy52 replies on 5/31/2006 9:21 am: I'm so pleased I came across your post and have added the link at the bottom of the poem. It really got me thinking, and that led to the poem. I've wondered whether what we call a puss depends on its context. If we're being really raunchy "cunt" is really appropriate, but if being loving and tender then something softer, even a cute name might fit.
It was fun writing the poem. I like thoughts that are generous and raunchy at the same time ..... the mental equivalent of hugging with a big smile.
Thanks for the inspiration.
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5/30/2006 10:07 am
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You do make me laugh with your 'alternate' poems...
What an excellent talent you possess!!
warmandsexy52 replies on 5/31/2006 8:09 am: Hmmmmm! At this stage of my life I discover my purpose is to write lewd poetry! Just think of the shedload of ribald rhymes I could have had!
Don't have a shed.
Just as well I started recently then!
Thanks for thew kind words sweetie. They mean much.
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