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REDNECK CHECKLIST
REDNECK CHECKLIST 1- THE HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN ON YOUR FRONT PORCH HAS MORE TEETH THAN YOUR SPOUSE. 2- YOU LET YOUR 12- YEAR OLD SMOKE AT THE TABLE IN FRONT OF HER . 3-YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES & STILL HAVE THE SAME IN-LAWS. 4-YOU THINK A WOMAN WHO IS"OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE" BOWLS ON A DIFFERENT NIGHT. 5-JACK DANIEL'S MAKES YOUR LIST OF "MOST ADMIRED PEOPLE". 6-YOU THINK GENITALIA IA AN ITALIAN AIRLINE. 7-SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED RIGHT AFTER SAYING "HEY- YA'LL WATCH THIS!" 8-YOUR JUNIOR/SENIOR PROM HAD A DAYCARE. 9-YOU LIT A MATCH IN THE BATHROOM & BLEW YOUR HOUSE RIGHT OFF ITS WHEELS. 10-YOU THINK LOADING THE DISHWASHER MEANS GETTING YOUR WIFE DRUNK... |
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