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WHAT SIZE CUP DO YOU WEAR ??
WHAT SIZE CUP DO YOU WEAR ?? All the boys in my 's ittle league are now required to wear a cup. My wife bought him one and gave it to him. "What is it?" he asked. "It's a cup," she answered. "It, covers...it goes over...it ummm..." "It protects the family jewels," I jumped in. He started laughing. I grabbed it and looked at the size. "Youth medium?" I said. "It's too big. Poor ain't gonna be able to walk." She said, "I just figured..." "I know, I know," I said. "You figured he takes after me. Give the lad time, honey. Give him time." "No! I want it!" "OK, but we'll get you another one for this year and save this one for next year." So we put it on him and he started running into walls, cup first, testing his invincibility. We laughed and laughed until my youngest went up to him and knocked on the cup with her knuckles. "Don't do that!" I shouted. "Why not?" she said, "you did." "Yeah, it's okay for me because I'm his father. But you're a girl... Didn't I ever tell you that if you touch a boy's private place--ever, for your whole life, if you touch a boy's privates, then, well, then your mother will die." I don't really know what happened after that because my oldest started laughing, my youngest satrted crying, my wife started screaming and my kept saying, "Really? Really? Really?" ********************** The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker. "Don't bother," replies Mr. Avery, "I've two sisters at home who look after all my needs." "That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife." "I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine." ********************* "...idiots, imbeciles, aliens, the insane and women." ---A law standing in Texas until 1918 regulating who could not vote. ******************** Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. ******************** According to a new study, 99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women. ---Conan O'Brien |
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"...idiots, imbeciles, aliens, the insane and women." ---A law standing in Texas until 1918 regulating who could not vote. Kind of redundant, isn't it?
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I don't need a matchmaker, I need to find out how the old man found the two sisters! AKA The Clit Whisperer.
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