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Cupid Mailings
Cupid Mailings Sometimes this site never ceases to amaze (or is that amuse?) me. Today, I got my first Cupid Mailing of 2006 and who should be top of the list? None other than yours truly. Apparently I'm a 100% match with myself. Must remember that next time I'm feeling lonely Anyway, that's the holidays over for another year, normal cervix will now be resumed . ~~Shelley~~ |
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1/9/2006 9:35 am |
"Apparently I'm a 100% match with myself. Must remember that next time I'm feeling lonely" Now there's a particularly appealing image.
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1/9/2006 12:23 pm |
So I'm back after a sojourn away from this addictive little site. You should remember you're probably the nicest person you know - certainly more interesting than many on here. Stay well.
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at least you have that pleasure..I don't seem to be compatible with myself at all... perhaps thats why I'm always arguing with those voices inside my head....
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1/10/2006 4:02 am |
Don't miss it ~ [post 198014]
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I am also top of my cupid mailings but I thought that this was because they knew how much I masturbated. Guess not.......
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1/12/2006 12:42 am |
LOL.. thats just genius! hehehe.. well.. wow.. what an ego stroke eh? .. how are you supposed to surprise yourself hmm? I guess you could sneak up on yourself and throw yourself up against a wall and rip your own clothes off when you least expect it... ; ) may you both be very very happy together in 2006 .. hehe.. xo - C
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The lovely LondonDerriere in a match with herself?? Mmmmmm, that is indeed an image to banish those January blues. As Woody Allen said "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love". Or there's a saying down in Kerry about any particularily vain individual "He'd ride himself if he could turn fast enough". Puts your head in a spin thinking about that! And your local band from Derry (or should that be LondonDerry?), The Undertones sang "He will never be left on the shelf, coz Kevin, he's in love with himself". Name that song, anyone? Last but not least, Shelley, "normal cervix will now be resumed" - groan!! Your medical puns are getting worse, you should be hung, drawn, and quoted for that one But keep 'em cumming!!
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1/12/2006 12:15 pm |
poor sky does no one love you
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1/13/2006 10:00 am |
The lovely LondonDerriere in a match with herself?? Mmmmmm, that is indeed an image to banish those January blues. As Woody Allen said "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love". Or there's a saying down in Kerry about any particularily vain individual "He'd ride himself if he could turn fast enough". Puts your head in a spin thinking about that! And your local band from Derry (or should that be LondonDerry?), The Undertones sang "He will never be left on the shelf, coz Kevin, he's in love with himself". Name that song, anyone? Last but not least, Shelley, "normal cervix will now be resumed" - groan!! Your medical puns are getting worse, you should be hung, drawn, and quoted for that one But keep 'em cumming!! Another Woody Allen quote - 'Sex between two people is great, just as long as you're between the right two people'.
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1/15/2006 6:00 am |
can stop looking at londonderriere profile she drives me crazy it would be my dream sex come true
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Ha hahaha.....thats funny ! your best match but again its interesting to know you would fit yourself......wonder if that had ever occurred to you so go on girl whenever you feel lonely think of yourself and if you need pleasing you know who the best person to turn to is
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1/23/2006 3:27 pm |
Hey i know that feeling. Problem is most people love themselves it's getting others to love you as well , thats the hard bit. LOL. don't worry your very much appreciated. Justwantfun1962 (i think)
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Spot on, tl9en, with the Undertones song, you know your 70's punk trivia. And a very similar WA quote: "Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic." I'll have to take his word for it, I've never been in that fortunate situation. Maybe Shelley can confirm, have you ever had a Fantastic Five? I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen.
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1/24/2006 4:03 pm |
Hi, trying to work this site out and not having too much success,only new (sure you've heard that one before but it's really true) Any chance of a e mail to chat etc.
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1/26/2006 9:54 am |
salut shelley's quel beau derriere tu as! j'adore et j'ai envie de te le defoncer avec ma grosse queue tres tendue21 cm tu me permets vachement belle? bise
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1/26/2006 1:00 pm |
your a match for me.. that is for sure.. contact me
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1/27/2006 5:48 pm |
Then I'm 99 percent right for you..damn what one percent am I'm missing? Cowoby.
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