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Top 20 Reasons Fishing is better then Sex!!
Top 20 Reasons Fishing is better then Sex!! #20 -**** No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. #19 -**** A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. #18 -**** You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. #17 -**** It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. #16 -**** The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. #15 -**** If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. #14 -**** Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago. #13 -**** It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. #12 -**** When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. #11 -**** If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. #10 -**** Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. #9 -**** When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. #8 -**** You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff. #7 -**** You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment. #6 -**** There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. #5 -**** If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. #4 -**** Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. #3 -**** Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. #2 -**** You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. #1 -**** Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?" |
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3/10/2008 10:55 pm |
I have to agree with all of those, fishing on a good river, out on Kachemak Bay, or Seward in Fall-- all great all so relaxing
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1 post 4/29/2015 12:16 am |
Dear Silky, I wager you like fishing as much as I do. I will be fishing/camping in AK from 02June to 12June. I am easy going, chilaxed middle aged dude. It would be my great pleasure if you can share some jokes and fishing info with me. Do let me know if you would like to broaden your horizon. Tight lines, S
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