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Telepathic Insemination
Telepathic Insemination I don't want you to think I am going deaf now that I am......a month older than when I last posted. It's just that the public address system in my local supermarket just isn't very clear. Honest. That or a guilty conscience. I was at the checkout. It was quiet, so I had the luxury of selecting the prettiest girl. I know, some people might think I am a bit sleazy, but beauty doesn't look any different just because the eye of the beholder has been around a bit of a long time, does it? And I was only looking. I admit I was going too far this time though. I blame it on the sunshine. (Or was it the good times? ) She made the mistake of smiling and asking if I was having a good day. I was tempted to say "I am now," but I resisted. I couldn't resist mentally undressing her though. Running a gentle tongue over her clavicle and down towards the lower pastures. Then the announcer came on: "Birth Control to checkout six, Birth Control to checkout six! " What?!!!!!! Ohhh, Price Control. Thank goodness for that. I thought they'd got a psychic on the CCTV for a minute there. |
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Ha ha, good to see you, give her a fondle from me will you?
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Haha you clown....but can you imagine the trouble an awful lot of men would be in if their minds could be read? ~~Anais Nin~~
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They could make a sitcom about you and that mind of yours. Or would that be sitcom
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If people knew what I was thinking most of the time, I'd be perpetually arrested for indecent exposure. My mind just can't help it...it "wanders..."
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Happy belated birthday, and thanks for the laugh.
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Haha you clown....but can you imagine the trouble an awful lot of men would be in if their minds could be read?
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They could make a sitcom about you and that mind of yours. Or would that be sitcom
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It's actually something I very rarely do, and in fact I probably wasn't even in this incident. . Much more likely I was simply imagining kissing her and having her in my arms, but not the specific nakedness. But I must admit I do tend to look at women with a query in my mind as to whether I would like to have sex with them. Usually it isn't as intrusive as it sounds, and I'm not actually objectifying them, it's just a kind of hypothetical yes or no......
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If people knew what I was thinking most of the time, I'd be perpetually arrested for indecent exposure. My mind just can't help it...it "wanders..."
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Happy belated birthday, and thanks for the laugh.
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Lovely to see you, glad I made you laugh, but you are way off with the birthday, lol.
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Duh, my second sentence was supposed to be, "Or would that be Britcom?"
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Duh, my second sentence was supposed to be, "Or would that be Britcom?"
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Hahaha I literally did LOL,...because it's very relateable,... we've all been there,....haven't we?...well I have,... a little distracted by a stray naughty thought and Bam you here the craziest things - thanks for the giggle Good girls go to heaven,....Bad girls go EVERYWHERE! I love to travel Come visit my blog tigger678902
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Hahaha I literally did LOL,...because it's very relateable,... we've all been there,....haven't we?...well I have,... a little distracted by a stray naughty thought and Bam you here the craziest things - thanks for the giggle
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