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kinky winky
kinky winky A guy was putting away shot after shot of the hard stuff, at a bar. A woman came in and struck up a conversation, "What are you trying to forget?" "Well," he answered, "my divorce just became final. My wife left me because I'm into really, kinky sex." "What a coincidence," the young lady replied, "my husband just left me for the same reason. I'm also into kinky sex, and my apartment's about three blocks from here. Why don't we go on over there and have some fun?" When they got to her place, she excused herself, saying she would be back in about ten minutes. She emerged from her bedroom wearing black<b> vinyl </font></b>crotchless panties, a studded collar, clothespins on her nipples, and carrying a seven foot bullwhip; just as he was heading out the door. "Hey," she yelled, "where ya goin'? I thought we were going to have some kinky sex!" He called back, "I already did. While you were changing, I pissed on your goldfish, shit in your shoes and screwed your dog!" Muffy da Brat |
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