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The imperfect woman wishlist
The imperfect woman wishlist *Uh huh! How many females saw the title and came here ready to fight? LOL Why “Imperfect?” Because there is no such thing as Perfect. Imperfect is a lot more realistic, and fun at the same time. Im not perfect, and I would not ask it from her. (Imagine that.. ME.. Fair!) You can strike GOLD with the right list of imperfections! Or a lifelong stalker. SHRUGGS. If I were to hunt, and salvage traits I like and put them into ONE body; my list of parts would be as follows: - She would have a good mix of STREET SMARTS & BOOK SMARTS. (Having a BA or Masters degree does not always equate intelligence in simple situations. No one likes a gullible girl right?!) She should have a sense of Sarcasm. Have that inner MeanGirl in her. (My ex didn’t have this, and my mouth got me into trouble more then I would like.. ) She ISNT a Heavy-smoker. (Because sounding like an old DATSUN without a muffler isn’t sexy.) She would be very flirty in the right situation. (I don’t mean grab the dick while introducing her to my classmates, but a nice, quick grope where no one can see is AOK! She would have DEPTH. Talking about the Seinfeld episodes we can recall (SHRINKAGE, PUFFY SHIRT, MAN-HANDS, HAPPY FESTIVIS) is fine. BUT I also want to know if I have something I need a second opinion on [which people know is rare from me] she’s someone I can take serious. She should be able to INITIATE. Start something. Be able to convey her thoughts, because Im NOT a mind reader. (Most of us men aren’t.) You probably noticed that most on my list had to do with STUFF to pack in her head, and not so much body stuff. COINCIDENCE?! Ok, lets get the “Packaging” out of the way..lol She would have dark hair. (Blondes are evil..lol ) Although the right shade of Redhead can move to the front of the line… Her height can be shorter then myself. (What about slightly taller? EHH dunno. I’ve never met an amazon yet). She would have a big chest. (I’m Black.. most of us like’em big. Period) She would have Hips & Ass. (See above reasoning) She should be a healthy size. (All I’ll do with a petite girl is either feed her, or “accidently” hurt her in bed…[insert evil laugh here]) I’m not gonna say numbers.. I’m smarter than that! And She would be openminded. Have all kinda different positions she LIKES, or wants to TRY. Not be afraid to fall outta the bed because she came so hard! I think based on the LACK of interest on this site, this will also be the ONLY way I can find a woman that wont say no to lingerie and a pair of Fuckme Heels that never leave the bedroom! But I can hope! ~Linc was here.~ |
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