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Prepare for a pride obliterating bitch slap
Prepare for a pride obliterating bitch slap Did I spell that right ? That looks strange . So this one time this lady and I were getting shaggy and she says to me she says "I've grown weary of our typical routine , it bores me , how about this time I get on top ?" And I was like "go for it" . I could have pointed out that I've suggested she be on top several times before and this suggestions were slapped down , but what would be the use of that ? Plus I was about to get laid , why rock the boat ? So she climbs aboard and reaches down to the thread the needle , if you know what I mean , and then she says to me she says "Is it in ?" I was so taken aback I couldn't even be offended , "Can't YOU tell ?" I asked . "Can't YOU tell" she replied . A brief Looney Toonsesque Duck Season-Rabbit Seasons style exchange ensued and then we just went back to boring old regular lucha mask wearing , asshole licking , doggy style sex . And I'd like to point out that she made it like 65% of the way to having an orgasm , which is pretty darn good , so it can't have been that passé . Now I admit that I've never had a vagina (yet) but I feel like you should know if something the size of a GI Joe is in there . I mean I am off base here or what ? Does stuff get in there all the time and you don't notice ? I say it doesn't . And I know what you're thinking "40 , you may have a point , but you couldn't tell either ." Here are the factors in my defense ; 1) - I was wearing a condom so I couldn't feel anything anyway (that's a joke but its one of those jokes with a kernel of truth) 2) - In all honesty , and I feel like I can be honest with a bunch of strangers on the internet , I can't really tell the difference between a vagina and closely pressed together thighs 3) - I have penile desensitivity disorder , ask your doctor about PDD today In other news I need to be more careful when I'm shopping I accidentally bought the shitty one-ply toilet paper again . And yes I realize the irony of called toilet paper shitty . In other other news the porn industry has gone too far again . The whole step-mother thing was bad enough , although if I'm being honest , and I feel like I can be honest with a bunch of strangers on the internet , I I admit that got into it a little bit - but this new aunt phenomena is too much ! And I realize that an aunt doesn't have to be a blood relative but its just wrong I tells you wrong ! If someone says to me "I banged my step-mom" my response is "okay I guess" but if someone says they banged their aunt my reaction is "gross you are sick man , sick !" Hereby I am declaring the first pornatorium for 2016 - beginning today and ending no later than March 17th at 12:30 PM . Please adjust accordingly . And finally , I got around to watching the first episode of the X-Files mini-event thing and I was pleased . It was pretty weak looking at it empirically , but it was cool to see the X-Files again and not have it be a lame-ass movie . It took me back to the Halcyon days of 1995 . Remember Braveheart ? Back when you could enjoy it without knowing that Mel Gibson was a racist asshole . And Aeon Flux was totally cool back then before they made it suck . And Xena ! Fucking Warrior Fucking Princess ! Of what was she the princess ? War . And my heart . Kiss from a Rose before they mutilated it into a horrible NFL commercial . Its funny to think back then I would have given a lot to see Lucy Lawless naked , now I've seen it a bunch of times and its no big deal . And finally for real , I guess the other day when I was out dining when I said "I found out I'm a racist" the dude sitting behind me started visibly . I guess that's the kind of thing people aren't used to hearing . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Dude, I always laugh when I read your stuff, but this time I laughed so hard my eyes are watering! Couple of typos (cunstructive criticism ) . Dude, keep writing! That's goood shit!
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i was just wondering which type of G.I.Joe, the big ones from the 60s and 70s or the tiny ones that came out later. Not that i need to know what size G.I.Joe you are packing but thought all the aunts out there might want to know.
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In the lady's defense, when the GI Joe is made of, say, PlayDoh instead of hard plastic and you're in the situation of sort of having to stuff it in there, it can be difficult to tell the difference between 'all the way in' and 'wedged between her thighs'. Funny stuff though...good job 40.
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You must have a top of the range orgasmometer! Mine doesn't provide percentages, only encouraging remarks like "Try harder", "Nearly there", "Don't stop" and "Almost, maybe next time".
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Personally I think it's more fun to fuck a nice pair of tits than thighs pressed together. Armpit sex has the advantage that you can feel the softness of one boob and she can vary the pressure more with her arm. Speaking of nice tits it's been a while since you've posted a JLH picture. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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