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What did you do with Bridget Fonda ?
What did you do with Bridget Fonda ? A Simple Plan was on the TV the other day , I watched the end of it because I always thought that was a pretty good movie . Bridget Fonda played the wife , which got me to thinking . A - Point of No Return was a great movie B - I haven't seen her in anything in years and years Apparently she hasn't been in a movie since 2001 - that's like forever ago . Her last few movies were all horrible , Lake Placid , Monkeybone , Kiss of the Dragon ; but was that enough to scuttle her whole career ? Did she disappear ? Is she dead ? Was she abducted by aliens (not from outerpace but from Earth's molten core) ? What has become of Peter Fonda's baby girl ? Look into that for me will you ? People often said she looked like Jodie Foster , did Jodie Foster slay her Highlander style ? That reminds me , there's another blogger called 40Deuce I swore to slay Highlander style . I should get to work on that some day . The hot girl at work is leaving because she recorded an album and its on iTunes now so she's going to make a living doing music she seems to think . Seems like a bad plan to me but then I'm not the risk taking type . I wonder how long before I see her in porn . To make matters worse the back-up hot girl is also leaving to raise barnacles or something ridiculous like that . Its kind of a bummer . We're experiencing another one of the mass exoduses that happens every 14-16 months at work . As usually the management types are all running around screaming and tearing their own faces off . Every time they call me in to ask why this happens and I always give them the same answer . "Because this is a shitty place to work an no one with three quarters of a brain would work here longer than the year they have to ." Some things people just don't want to hear . In a way I feel sorry for them , its not like they can to anything to make it a better place to work . They're powerless . The other day I was reading a blog about how to right a good blog and attract an "audience" and all that<b> jazz . </font></b>One point they made is that you need to participate in other people's blogs if you want to generate interest in your own . That's true so far as it goes , but its also really difficult in my opinion . I think coming up with a decent comment is much harder than coming up with a readable blog . You can just barf up whatever you want for a blog and someone somewhere will probably think its OK but a comment is targeted at just one person . That's much harder . You have to come up with something that's interest AND is kiss ass enough . That's a fine line to tread . Especially when other people have already commented . I read the blogs of several of my fake blog friends , but usually the only thing worth saying I can think of has already been said . Its a struggle for me . Not a struggle like the fight for equality , but more like a struggle to find clothes you like and that fit . I don't comment much anymore but when I did about half my comments got deleted by the bloglords in question . And I can't blame them . When a woman posts a picture of her snizz the only comment she wants is ; "You are desirable . I desire to put my erect penis in your mouth , vagina , and then butthole . In that order . Then repeat until I die of dehydration from all the cum cumming out of my cumhole . I desire you so much I would fuck you to my own death ." What she doesn't want is some WEIRDO asking her a vaguely accusatory question about something out of focus in the background of her snizzshot . I know I've talked about it before , but the lady who called me a "retard" for pointing out that she could not be "one-third" Irish was a real wake-up call . She just wanted to parade her snizz , not have her math critiqued . Anyway , that's why my blog will never be popular - I don't fulfill the unspoken reciprocity agreement of blogging . Also I'm not a 19 year old blonde with unnaturally large bosoms . Also my blog is not good . But mostly the first thing . I haven't talked about Fight Club in a while . The dude who wrote Fight Club also wrote a book called Choke that was also made into a (much less successful) movie . I did not like the book atoll but the movie was on this (last ?) weekend and Sam Rockwell was in it so I checked it out . And I thought it was pretty good . The movie was better than the book . Wrap your brain around that . I've never said that before and never thought I would . Its a conundrum . For the record Fight Club is by a wide margin the least disturbing of the books that dude wrote . I guess I haven't read them all though . Lullaby is pretty messed up yo . Anyway in Choke (the movie) the chick who looks kinda like Rosario Dawson pulls some anal beads out of Sam Rockwell's anal and she says something about how they're one missing . To which he says "Ah , it will work its way out" and goes about his life . So for the rest of the movie he looks super sick and pale because you know , he's got a bowel obstruction . For some reason (probably because he coughs up the bead later which I think is impossible although I'm no internist) this got me to thinking about ASS TO MOUTH . Gross of course , but isn't ass to pussy worse from a health standpoint ? Feces in the mouth is not a good way to go of course , but your mouth is kind of designed for disgusting stuff to be shoved in it . I've been lead to believe the tissues of the VAGina are highly prone to infection . I mean you don't want a dirty dick in either (if you do please seek help) but if you have to choose one isn't the piehole the better choice for staying healthsome ? Makes me worry about all those porn ladies where the dude keeps switching back and forth like someone trying to find the right hole when they're setting up their TV . Although I hear they "clean themselves out pretty good" before they do anal scenes . Which is something I wish I didn't know . I learned a lot of stuff I didn't want to know from a documentary about porn . Why did I keep watching it ? Why ? In other work news I had to have the help desk dude some to my desk the other day and when I was answering my security questions to get logged in he gave me a queer look and then said "You answers to those questions don't seem to make sense ." And that's when I explained to him that I used a simple cipher for an added level of security . For example , if the question is "What's your mother's maiden name ?" The answer I give is for the question "What was the color of your first automobile ?" And so forth . Because with a little bit of research anyone could answer those questions . As I was explaining this to him it was one of those moments where I realized I am a lot crazier than I think . And lastly , at the place where I work there are vending machines . In these vending machines there are (alleged) frosted doughnuts . They look awful to me . Sometimes people buy and consume them . I assume these people hate themselves . The other day a fellow bought one but when he opened the package it was just off frosting . Just a bag of frosting . That amused me to no end . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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And also - no touching the ass area and then subsequently rubbing around her clit. Great way to get a urinary tract infection. You're right, you suck at reciprocity on blog comments, mister. Good thing that I know you like me, otherwise I'd be crushed.
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Tabasco, hot pussy! Eons ago in the mid 70's one of the lamer men's mags had an article {yes, an ARTICLE} on how to make edible body paint, warm up lotion, and cool down cream. I think that was Adam. Club magazine {from 74 to 78} had lame pictorials but really really sick articles {and advice column {{ an example of a submitted question, "My husband is my toilet slave. He seems to be breaking out with something, could it have been something I ate?}} Dr Karl Steiner and Lady Althea Drummond were the columnists}. And when someone like a potential girlfriend, or the girlfriend of a friend sees the articles in the mag you can say "I only bought it for the pictures!" And they will totally not believe you. Correcting grammar always starts a relationship off right. When she leaves you can become a leftist. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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