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Unspoken Sodomy vs. Fruit Emperor
Unspoken Sodomy vs. Fruit Emperor I used a random blog title generator today Last blog I tried to post a picture of a glasswing butterfly . As usual because it wasn't an obscene close up of big dick penetrations it didn't show up . I try again because the glasswing butterfly is awesome god damn it . The book I'm reading right now (allegedly) is an autobiography about a dude who was a career criminal in Miami in the 70s and 80s (now in prison) . He was mostly a burglar , but he was also wanted for pretty much every crime out there aside from drug charges - murder , sexual assault , assault assault , etc. At some point he decided a good way to avoid the police would be to get a sex change - probably because he was also crunked in the head . Once he had a sex change he started banging dudes and he mentioned that a lot of them complained about how "shallow" his vagina was . Which makes me wonder if that's the way it goes with vaginoplasty . I mean there's stuff in there right ? How much room can they really make ? I don't think the book talks about his prison life at all , but it makes me wonder is he in a men or women's prison ? I can't imagine they putting anyone with a vagina in a men's prison , but he's basically just a huge strong dude with big fake boobs who also happens to be violent and loco in la cara so a women's prison seems like a bad idea too . Furthermore , I wonder why he started having sex with men - in the book he makes it sound like the ONLY reason he had the operation was to avoid the police . I guess the early eighties weren't very gay friendly maybe . Also I need to keep in mind this dude is crazy so maybe I shouldn't think too hard about his motivation . In other news did you know that bats are basically the mammalian version of a butterfly ? When a mouse reaches a certain age , it spins itself a cocoon , and several days later , a bat emerges . Also you know what's a cool word ? Chrysalis . The other day I read an article about the top 10 sex myths . I'm too lazy for originality today so lets talk about that . "You can avoid pregnancy by jumping up and down after sex." FALSE: Once sperm gets inside you, it spreads and lubricates the entire area. “You can’t bounce it out of you. In fact, if your partner sees you bouncing around like that, it might just excite him more". This is utterly ridiculous . If anyone over the age of 12 believes this I think you might have developmental problems . jumping up and down before and after sex is a good idea though , just for the sake of a little exercise . Men think about sex every seven seconds." FALSE: “Men do think about sex a lot, but so do women." "Most won’t admit it because it doesn’t seem ladylike." But as for the frequency of male thoughts about sex? “That wouldn’t give you time to think about anything else. Whoever that man is, he needs to get a job and make some money.” I first heard this in grade school I think . I knew it to be total BS then . No sane person thinks about ANYTHING every seven seconds . On a related note it drives me bonkers when the "news" reports that the average attention span is now 3 seconds . What the crunk does that even mean ? Every single person every single days pays attention to things for more than 3 seconds 100% of the time . I think the people in these "studies" must all be on mushrooms . A cold shower can douse libido." TRUE: “If you are on trajectory to being aroused, you are getting warm, and your heart is pumping more” . “When you take a cold shower you slow the process down. If you don’t want to be aroused, it's the right thing to do!” I found this surprising . "You can’t get pregnant during that time of the month." FALSE: If your menstrual cycle is normal, it’s highly unlikely you’ll get pregnant during your period. But sometimes your period is not your period — it’s intermenstrual spotting, and you may well be ovulating at the same time, says Dr. Kolb. I'm always surprised by how many people believe this . If you ever have sex you either are or got someone pregnant . If you're a woman you're probably pregnant right now . Nothing can stop it . Not even anal . "If you have sexual thoughts about someone of the same gender, you’re bisexual." FALSE: "[Being] aroused by thinking about somebody of your own sex does not necessarily mean that’s your sexual orientation”. “That’s fantasy. That’s arousal. That’s what’s on TV. And those things can be separate from sexual orientation." Seems reasonable . I didn't really know this was something people said - outside of a Seinfeld episode anyway . I'd totally bang Brad Pitt in "Troy" and I'm straight as something that's renowned for being straight . Me I guess . At that level its art you philistines . "If your husband watches porn that means he’s not satisfied with you." FALSE: “Your husband is trying to get aroused but maybe he wants to transfer that arousal to you”. “Maybe it signals you need to work harder at arousing your partner. In any case, this begs a conversation with your partner!” I think I have to disagree with this one - it can mean that based on some of the married guys I know . Some of the married dudes I know would much rather masturbate than have sex with their wives . Sad but true . "Once you have a baby, your sex life is over." TRUE AND FALSE: “There’s no question that having a vaginal birth will change you down there”. “But sex is much more than physical stimulation. It's also about intimacy.” Wyatt suggests this solution: “The vagina is a muscle, so you've got to work it out. Do your Kegels, ladies! Thirty at every stoplight!" I got nothing . Although I didn't think people said that because of stretched out pussies , I thought it was because you never had time for sex on account of you had a dumb baby that needs attention all the time . "Masturbating too much can make you go blind." FALSE: “And it doesn’t cause hair to grow on your palms either!” “The only way masturbating can cause vision problems if you are also staring at the computer watching porn all the time.” Again this is just silliness . It was all started by the Quaker Oates dude , I think I blogged about that before . Next . "Celibacy can make you crazy!" (Kind of) TRUE: “Many people who are celibate in their twenties and thirties have turned off their sexual cues so they don’t know what stimulates them,” says Wyatt. “They may be so inhibited and shut down that they become depressed. Sex is a natural drive — like a need for water or air. Everyone needs to express themselves sexually.” I didn't know people said this either . Also no . I'm pretty confident there are plenty of people - billions throughout time- that did not need to express themselves sexually whatever . I have a hard time with any statement that involves "everyone" must do , besides the obvious of course . "You can’t catch an STD from oral sex." FALSE: “Oral sex doesn’t protect you from the transmission of diseases,” says Kolb, who adds that he once had a lesbian who caught gonorrhea from her female partner, who in turn had caught it when she engaged in oral sex with a man (yes, cheating!). I wrote about this a little while ago . Its another one that stuns me when adults believe it (and a lot seem to) . I don't practice what I preach though . I have oral sex all the time (literally) without a second thought . Stupid life having consequences . 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I agree with you that the baby ruining the sex life is probably WAY more about demanding baby making you tired, than stretched-out vagina. I say "probably" because I've never had a baby. So alas, I guess I have to blame the death of my sex life in the one long term relationship I had, on something else?
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I agree with you that the baby ruining the sex life is probably WAY more about demanding baby making you tired, than stretched-out vagina. I say "probably" because I've never had a baby. So alas, I guess I have to blame the death of my sex life in the one long term relationship I had, on something else? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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